"may i have your order please?"
"THAT MAN NEED SOME MILK!"
"shut the fuck up, kyle." our protagonist bit at the shout from some rando customer. She then sighed and readjusted her mcdonald's staff hat.
"um. i'll have a big mac with an oreo flurry, please." a disguised group of suspicious UA teens rumbled. "20 pc chicken nuggets" a stunning woman in a purple dress said, sounding like literal royalty. "i'll take a all might themed kids meal.." a friend coughed and jabbed him in the side "hey- oh uh... sorry- please." Y/n stared at them, drawing pickle rick on her sketch pad while loosely writing their order. "uh huh..." she said, staring at them suspiciously. then she just looked away and started sketching eyes.
"anything else?" she asked, bored asf.
"cocaine" one of them whispered, earning a snicker from a friend. a smile crept onto her face. "dayum bro. funniest joke i've heard a customer say all day. you deserve a nobel peace prize"
"aight i'll brb... if you actually wanna snort some sugar, go to the back with the other crackheads." she jogged off, sending a salute and a wink their way.
diffent pov.
john cena bitch
sorry
uh
the real diffent pov.
who tf was that girl... she was low key attractive.like zayum 🤡
little did they know that "low key attractive hoe" had a goofy ahh mind reading quirk </33
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Fungi & Frogs
Fanfictioni don't rly know what this is... but i'm gonna make jokes BUT there's a plot ig
