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Day 4: Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney 🎅🏻

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(This one is my cheeky favourite -I had such a giggle writing this one!)😉🥰🐰💖🐯

Jungkook has never been any good at keeping secrets, in fact, Taehyung frequently teases him for his utter inability to lie about even the smallest of things... so the fact that he has managed to keep the Plan a secret for whole three days must be some sort of a miracle.

Well, until Taehyung asks, point blank:

"What's going on with you, my love?" He adds the endearment in the most dramatic fashion while circling Jungkook's shoulders from above and behind -right when the man shovels a spoonful of breakfast into his mouth.

He nearly chokes on it, unprepared for being put on the spot like this. Immediately, he blushes, urgently running through all the possible explanations he could ever come up with for whatever Taehyung might possibly be talking about.

Faking nonchalance, he says:

"What do you mean?" His voice is a little high pitched and a little loud. He turns toward Taehyung with fake innocence in his eyes, blinking.

"Jeesus, baby, you really can't lie to save your life, can you? I suppose that's not all bad, at least I know I can always trust you since you lack even the most basic skills to fool me....." Taehyung giggles, squeezing Jungkook's mouth until it pouts while he is still chewing.

Taehyung kisses the temple, steals a piece of fruit off Jungkook's plate and chewing it, walks around to the opposite side of the small, round dinner table.

Jungkook avoids eye contact, playing with the fruit on his plate, delaying swallowing the last dregs of his mouthful just to avoid talking. He's a bit unsure what the exact reason for his reluctance to reveal the Plan to Taehyung is. Maybe he's a bit worried that it was a silly idea and that Taehyung will think silly of him.

Not that Taehyung would ever do that.

"Tell me before I have to start blackmailing you..." The threat is so sweet it hardly even sounds like one, eyelashes fluttering and a gentle smile playing on the gorgeous lips.

"With what exactly...?"

"Well, I could, for instance, threaten to not kiss you for a week..."

The confidence in Taehyung's words is staggeringly annoying, so much so that Jungkook actually considers not telling him -even when he knows he'd die if he had to go without Taehyung's kisses for a week.

"Sure you'd survive that?" Jungkook challenges and the sweet pink spreading around Taehyung's neck makes the conversation all worthwhile.

"Touché. Guess we'll have to find out who caves in first?" His teeth clamp over his lips when he winks at Jungkook. "Last chance, baby."

Sighing deeply -but still smiling- Jungkook gives in and says:

"Okayokayokay... you know perfectly well I wouldn't survive it so I'm happy to give in. But only if you promise not to laugh, ok?"

Taehyung nods and leans forward, smiling gently when he notices a hint of that genuine shyness that hardly ever makes an appearance these days, Jungkook having grown out of it years ago. He's eager to hear what Jungkook has to say so he squeezes a tattooed hand, telling him wordlessly that it's ok, he's here and that there's nothing he could possibly say that would ever change what's between them.