You Make My Freak Flag Wave

A/N: All Disclaimers Aside

Well, folks,

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It's here. 

(if you want to skip to the important part, just skip to the line of frogs, or even the next chapter if you really don't want to read my ramblings)

Coming up on three years ago, I made this Wattpad account. I was dumb, grammatically challenged, as some would put it, and overall the quality of my writing was very poor. As time progressed, I reflected and realized that perhaps this account was not something I wanted to bring into the future with me. Nonetheless, I have come back after starting high school and almost deleting my account. Why you may ask?

In the name of shronkey fanfiction.

Think about it, Shrek is one of those movies that has become such a staple in western society, which honestly is a problem in and of itself. Problematic and dated content aside, Shrek has still managed to remain relevant, as it was such a pivotal movie in the lives of so many kids growing up globally. Musically, the soundtrack maintains a perfect balance of original and pop music, and the plot is easy to follow and enjoy. Personally, for better or worse, I would not be the same without it. 

(TW for the next paragraph, mention of the virus)

All disclaimers aside, I would like to thoroughly thank my audience here. Approximately three years ago, I wrote a dumb little crackship-based oneshot with my friend at 1 am while partaking in a "virtual sleepover". The virus really hit me hard as I was in one of my most emotionally developmental years, so I tried my best to be creative with my friends in whatever ways possible. My initial books here objectively sucked, yet I still received so much support. I understand that Wattpad can have such a toxic community, but I must've gotten lucky, because everyone who supported me really supported my shitty writing, and I really only have them to thank. This goes out to every person who was so wholesomely kind. Time to ruin that kindness with horrid storylines of shronkey. 

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Now that's all out of the way, welcome to hell. 

Expect sporadic updates; I am juggling this piece, school, various extracurriculars, a youtube channel, and other social aspects of my life. Truthfully, this will be one of my lowest priorities. 

That being said I do not intent for it to end quickly. I am aiming for at least 98 chapters. 

Also, please keep in mind, this is slowburn romance. 

I may be biromantic, but I've had about 4 crushes in my life and zero romantic experience. I don't know how to write romance, so sorry if I get it wrong. 

For any plot suggestions, please dm me. I'll try my best to include your ideas. 

Now, get ready. 

- vee