The window above the bed was open. Baby Rita finally had a way of escaping. Come on, this is the only chance I have. I gotta get out of this Mexican casa...
Baby Rita jumped out the window. Unfortunately, the window was three stories higher than the ground, so she died.
Luckily, Emily just happened to be walking down the street when she saw Baby Rita flying down to her death. Emily is Chinese, which means she is smart. She hates cremating people because that's actually her job, so instead, she stuffed the dead baby through her own v. Emily pushed the baby hard into her stomach. Then, she taped her v shut so the baby wouldn't fall out.
The next day, Emily came home and told Amy that she was pregnant.
"Whose baby is it?" asked Amy.
"Yours, of course," replied Emily. Emily lied. It was actually Raj's baby.
Amy smelled Emily's *.
"You lied to me. This isn't mine. It's purple. Have you been sleeping with the minions again? I told you, bestiality is still illegal!"
* Use your imagination to decide what this means.
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Amily
ParanormalWARNING: There are female non-heterosexuals in this story. There is also sexual content, such as climbing trees.
