Sarcastic lover Eli x reader

L-i-p-s

Yn pov

So when Eli woke up he realized he was tired up next to me "were not dead" Eli say "ofc not you think you die going poof" I say "not yet" Liam "serious dim the mood Like  We're going to die somehow but now" I say "where are we"Eli asks ignoring me "It's called an illusion" "naa man the ninja turtles back With friends".

"How is your leg""It's fine it's healed" "You learnt how to heal" " yeah kind of Well Scott did most of it and yn did a little bit"  Eli say to his dad "aww love you to lover boy" I say happily " that amazing " Derek says "I never said I love you"Eli's is confused " you didn't have to"

"He put us in here to watch his win We have our pain " ye nope we go win "Do you guys hear that" "Sounds like" "Lacrosse" oh shit it the game isn't it .

Later on

Some creepy ass guys was come stairs I'm telling you He was walking was  Weird I'm telling you he could have been there for vold moldy."I man looked at a photograph of another man He says Brothers and sisters have I none but man's father is my father's son" is this guy Seriously giving us a riddle "Who is the man in the photograph" he ask Derek "my son" he say Is he Referring to eli 

Na fam the vold moldy was going up to eli man if he touches him I swear "Don't be afraid" is all Derek said "Oh Of this guy no no way oh my god he's touching me"He says into disgust " the son of Derek hale but not a wolf yet is he when night falls he may earn his fangs his claws whacking the rest of you die" as he says that  he hurts eli and Derek goes full wolfy.

"Hey hands off my man he is mine my lover boy we kissed on the lip l-i-p-s so hands of"