Lithuania and Ukraine plot world dominate against Poland because he's an asshole

the intro

i was in my bed listening to britney spears....until i got a text!

AND THUIS WAS FROM poland whom i most dearly loved. i checked the message and it said we were breaking up!!!!!!!

so i asked hwy

and poland said it wss bc i was stupid

and fat

and ugly

and everything

poland did not like me.

he told me he found a new girl, but wouldnt tell me who....

so i almost became emo...i cried the entire night listening to mitski.

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THE NEXT DAY i couldnt even bring to show my own face at work. as i roamed the halls i could hear bickering and murmuring from the sides. i tried to ignore it, im sure my coworkers weren't talking to me, but it really did feel that way. 

"hey lithuania what's wrong?" my best friend, estonia inquired. she probably noticed how sad i was.

"nothing..." i didnt wanna tell my bestie. "i'm just tired."

"well we had 5 tickets to go see chicken choice judy and i was wondering if u  wanted to go..."

"who else is going?"

"me, finland,  sweden, poland....and i would assume you?"

"i'm not going!" i quickly gasp.

"wuh why?"

"tired! besides, i have uhm to visit my grandma she's dying because of lung cancer." i lie, i have no grandma. "and i have hw."

"uhm, ok!"

estonia walksb away, laughing with her friedn group. i plaster on a fake smile and try to get these next few orders in because i feel like im gonna die.

the audacity poland had to walk into the restaurant acting all smug. he simply smiles at me. he's wearing his stupid soccer jersey because he's a stupid emo soccer low life kid brat whiny pest i hate him. 

"what the fuck do you want?"

"how's working a minimum wage job?"

"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB!?"

"YOUR POINT?"

"ugh!" i rub my temples in annoyance. "but seriously what do you want?"

"yeah can i have a burger."

"we don't sell burgers at-"

suddenly my MANAGER kosovo walks up to me and stares me dead in eyes. "LITHUANIA WE DO SELL BURGERS HERE NOW. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT."

"but-"

"soryr about heer." my manager pushes me aside and gives poland his burger. im then called into the office and brace myself for a lecture.

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I THEN GOT FIRED. CAN YOU ELIEVE IT?! I GOT FIRED FRONM MY FUCKING JOB ALL BECAUSE OF POLAND. i walk outside of the store and it's pouring outside, luckily for me i have no fucking umbella and im drenched in the rain. i look out past the led lights illuminating the vast sky and decide to call an uber.

i walk into the driver's seat and the ride is silent. i get into my house and plop down on my bed. suddenly, my phone rings and i realize i got an insta notif from...

from poland.

he posted a new thing, and while i contemplated not checking his feed i decided one peek would not hurt. i open the app and my jaw drops to the grounds, along with my phone.

oh my god.

poland is the chicken choice judy concert with...with my friends and...AND HE'S KISSING UKRAINE.

the first thing i did was walk into a gas station. i saw kosovo, one eof my classmates behind the counter and they look at me suspiciously. 

"do you have a lighter?"

"uhm, why?"

"because...i need one for a bday cake."

"yeah. here." kosovo hands me the lighter, and i pay. i decide to burn kosovo alive and the entire place.