so kosovo (my manager and classmate) was now dead which was good. the federated states of micronesia also ended up receiving severe burns, ouch!! after the place burned down i decided to walk to poland's house.
his house was all blakc just my soul...so i knocked on the door when suddenly Someone opened
but it was not poland.
ukraine.
i growled, gritting my teeth together. this feral being was with my POLAND! and ic ould not get over it
"oh hi, you must be...lithuania?" ukraine innocently asks, shuffling aside to let me inside. "come in! poland told me a lot about you."
a lot about me? how much has poland bad mouthed me? i contemplate entering and do so hesitantly, with ukraine following behind. i look around, everything is messy in poland's stupid little house. i open my mouth, "where is poland?"
"he's not here...he told me he went to get a snack at the nearby gas station."
huh? i shake my head. "no, i was at the gas station and i didn't-"
"there are multiple gas stations."
"but this one is the close-"
"anyways!" ukraine cleared her throat. "poland has told me how much of a horrible girlfriend you are and how you were a gold digger. truthfully, i dont care as long as you back off..." ukraine looked at the radio that was blasting music and changed it to glass animals. she pulled out a cigarette and began smoking very emoily, taking a huff.
"uhm uh!!" i wanted to protest bc i was the best gf ever. i took poland to disney land one time (he lost one of his arms but it's okay!!) and another time we were in class and i beat him with a chair (he had to get stitches and pay for the medical bill, i didn't apologize cuz i was a girlboss). he didn't do anything i just like being mean!!! ahahahah!! subverted your expectations by villainizing poland!!!
so ukraine and i had a nice chit chat about random shit and when poland knocked on the door i quickly jumped out through the back door and overran his crusty ass. anyways!!! ukraine was actually very sweet and wanted to invite me to a tally hall concert albeit poland was gonna be there.
-------------------------------------------------------------- poland POV switch--------------------
hi im poland!! everyone loves me and im basically the emo boy everyone is talking sabout. ilike playing soccer, it is my entire personality! i play on the varsity team for my school!!!! right now im practicing my cool tricks. i see my girlfriend ukraine and she waves at me. she's very cute and wearing a baseball jersey. she does baseball, and she has a game tonight!! right after her game we're gonna see a tallyhall concert.
"hi babe!!" ukraine chirps, suddenly grabbing my arm. ukraine is very affectionate and while lowkey embarrassing i do not care. i softly stroke her head, smiling.
"dont u have practice?" i ask.
"shit ur right, cya!! but don't forget the concert!!"
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Lithuania and Ukraine plot world dominate against Poland because he's an asshole
Romanceas the title says