"roughly counting there's 40 people, everyone keeping their eyes alert so as to not overlook even the smallest sin"
SCARAMOUCHE x reader ?!?!!!
modern au
lowercase intended
slow updates
INSPIRED BY THE SONG CHURURIRA CHURURIRA DADDADDA by takeaki wa...
"if you let your tail slip, it's the end, tattle-tale eye classroom"
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"she broke. not surprised honestly" childe says, trying his hardest not to laugh.
currently the well known trio was on a call. originally, the plan was to study and maybe talk about the new girl but childe just made it all about her, he wasn't one for studying that's for sure.
"imagine slamming your chair down so hard it broke. could never be me, i could think of someone else who's done similar though...." you say, referring to a certain guy. who would've known the 'nice president of the student council guy' could easily lash out, well he does.
"that was two years ago, get over it. i'll make you get over it if i have to." scaramouche says, feeling flustered. it wasn't often he was flustered but when mentioning him the years back... that caused a reaction definitely.
"the fuck do you mean by that????" childe says, flabbergasted. he had an idea but would scaramouche really be implying that??
"childe, if im dead call the cops it's this motherfucker" you say, accusing scaramouche.
"why would i murder you??? you're like the most useful person here. also, child, i hope you know i meant kick them out of the call. we aren't even studying anymore!" scaramouche talks back, trying to not lose more of his composer.
absolutely no one was on the same page as the other.
"HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT SMARTASS??" childe kinda yells, trying to keep his voice down before he wakes someone up. currently his little brother was asleep so even if he wanted to scream he couldn't.
"why would i say something perverted???" scaramouche says, trying to reason his way out of the call.
"THEN TALK ABOUT YOUR LITTLE LOVER. THEY WERE THINKING YOU WOULD OFF THEM. imagine having your lover not trust you" childe says, turning the attention to you.
"me?!! for one, i'm not little and two, i'm not his lover. if anything he's my boss!" you say back. it was really hard to just not hang up right there and then.
"you guys should get married, i can be the ring holder whatever those are called" childe suggests.
"absolutely not. even if we did get married you are not even gonna be attending" scaramouche says, slamming the desk.
"yup, i don't think i would get married to scaramouche anyways. him and his standards are..... well something" you say, trying to be as polite as you can.
"well i'm going back to actually studying, later" scaramouche says, leaving the call. that leaves you and childe.
. . . . .
"uhm so this is kinda awkward huh" tartaglia speaks up, rubbing his neck.
"definitely.. also keep speaking about signora, i want to have more notes on here" you say, opening up your notes.
"oh yeah sure so basically what happened was....
it was a normal day in class, or at least as normal as it could get. signora was being ignored but she didn't care. she never cared for really anything. well that was until someone threw a piece of paper at her. it had some mean words.
i don't know what she was thinking but she got up and shoved the paper in the person's throat. after that the teacher told her to go the office and well when she got there she broke a chair. we don't know if it was an accident or it was on purpose or whatever. it just happened" childe explains, trying to get every last detail out.
"but who threw the paper at her and why...?" you wonder, trying to get any sort of context from this.
"that... i'm not sure... i was in the restroom during the time ugh i missed such an opportunity!!!!" childe says, sighing with anger. if only he wasn't using the restroom maybe he would know more.
"hey, hey, don't beat yourself up. it's okay, i can ask scaramouche. i'm sure he might know something" you say, wrapping up the notes you gathered.
"alright see you" childe says, leaving the call.
kuni
(y/n) if you know anything about the signora situation can you send it over?
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okay so basically school sucks and i had a concert. basically the whole time i wasn't rlly posting was because i had to practice plus me learning several languages blah blah blah i also thought of deleting this bc it's cringe but then saw the votes and stuff and felt bad for deleting it. maybe if i finish this story i'll make a new book and re-edit it anyways this is kinda short but i hope you enjoy !
