The Revenge of BFB (AKA BFBFB)

Welcome Back To BFB

Four POV:

Hmm... I have been so bored these days, let me see my plan... I think I'll get X.

Me: Hey X!!!

X: Umm... yeah, Four?

Me: I am kinda bored, so let's play patty-cake with each other.

X: Nah, it was more fun with 2.

Me: Are you saying I am boring?!

I pull out my magical powerful hands, either using a despair, screech or deforming power.

X: I... was just kidding!

Me: Good. Now let's choose something to do.

X: Umm... planting Aloe Vera?

FreeSmart Van gonna run it over again, and X will do a meltdown again.

Me: No.

X: Origami?

Origami ain't deforming.

Me: No.

X: How about Battle for a BFB?

Me: No—wait—THATS THE GREATEST IDEA X!

X: Actually, Gelatin made that idea up 2 years ago.

Me: THATS THE GREATEST IDEA GELATIN!

X: That's more like it.

X POV:

Wow, we are hosting two times?! This is so exciting! Yay! We will have fun together! And a BFB is better than a BFDI! Flower will have to ditch her prize and put her luck at stake! LOL. That's so funny. Also. LOL doesn't stand for Licking Over Lunch. It stands for Laugh Out Loud, Duh. Now, I really don't want screeching, fighting, murdering, deforming, traumatising contestants and more. I hope this could be a better show than last time. And I don't even know if we should let Profily compete. Probably not. Or maybe...? I better ask Four!

No POV:

X: Hey Four!

Four: What is it my yellow friend?

X: Should we let Profily in?

That question was a question harder than algebra in E.X.I.T., or from Albert Einstein. Four couldn't decide which question was harder, whether to let Profily in the show or abuse his powers again like last time because it was fun.

Four: Sure?

X: Dang. Why?

Four: Well, his birthday party was memorable and I like it. 

X: Only because of that? Can I read the Temple Speech again?

Four: Oh no, please no! Please!!

X grabs out a megaphone and begins the speech.

X: Umm... I'm going to just say that TWO ARE HARMLESS, FOUR ARE CURSED!

Four: Grr... time to despawn you!

Four grabs X and makes some shooting lasers sound.

X POV (Don't read this it's bad.):

OW! FRICKING OW! WHEN WILL FOUR STOP?! OOF! Stop! My eyes hurt! Ow! AAAAH MY NUTS, HELP!!!! OK, I REGRETTED SAYING THAT.

Four POV:

Wow, I am abusing my powers again, just, wow. But I don't think X would be happy when I respawn him from the E.X.I.T. Oh no, you knew that dead contestants go to the E.X.I.T.! Well, he better do some of my algebra.