Chapter one: boring

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So this is Maya these events take place before the sumeru archon quest because I haven't played it yet 🥲

Your pov:
Ugh watching the border is so boring there is nothing to do! It's ok y/n you only need to watch until sundown. Oh wait it's 10 in the morning. YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS JOB I'MA LEAVE l. I said to myself
later in sumeru desert:
Cyno walked up to me with a angry face "ehe hi cyno!" I said kindly. His face visibly darkened as he said " you are meant to be watching the border so no one unwanted gets in!" The said clearly pissed off " well fatui is already in the city so I don't see why we can't let more in." I said smiling slightly showing my fangs. Cyno slapped his face and I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter " you fucking graduated from the academy like 50 times how are you so stupid!" I looked at him sheepishly "soooo where is Candice?" I asked "you came out here to see her?" Cyno said visibly confused "well ya I need to get a daily dose of her tiddies!" I said with no shame. Cyno looked at me repulsed and then asked "why the fuck am I your friend?" 
"Because you love me."
"It's hard to when you act like a pervert."
"Awwww so harsh! No fun!" I whined
"Stop being a ch-"
Cyno was cut off my Candice walking over to us
"Are you two fighting again?" She asked
"CANDICE!" I shrieked jumping into her arms.
"Ah! Hello y/n." She said calmly as I berried my face in her chest. " how is your day? Aren't you meant to be at the border?" She questioned
"It was boring there so I left." I said simply
"Oh ok." She said nonchalantly
"Candice how can you ignore her unprofessional behaviour!?" Cyno shouted
"Are you questioning me?" Candice said with a death stare. "What! No..." he said.
" anyway y/n do you mind helping me with something?" She asked me leading me way from cyno who looked like he was going to kill me.
"Oh ok what is?" I said with a smile holding her hand
"Well I need to deal with some stuff in liyue but I am to busy to go so can you do it for me?"
"Oh ok!"
"What's the catch y/n" she asked
"Oh you know me to well!" I exclaimed over dramatically
"What is it?"
"Well what's in it for me?" I asked twiddling my thumbs
"Liyue food." Candice said simply
"Oh good for me." I shrugged
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Hi Maya here I am so lazy sorry for the short chapter I just did a math test and I am so stressed about it😅
I might make a vent book soon but maybe 🤔
Anyway love all of you

" I shrugged ————————————————————————Hi Maya here I am so lazy sorry for the short chapter I just did a math test and I am so stressed about it😅I might make a vent book soon but maybe 🤔Anyway love all of you

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