big boned added ginger snaps, stanley marsh the 4th, tittyblaster 2000, and 6 others
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ginger snaps: i hope every single emoji gets shoved up ur ass
stanley marsh the 4th: jesus
big boned: SUCK MY BALLS
money by abba (no srsly): me too kyle
zac efron i think: what is this for pls
WHAT: j
ginger snaps: cartmans being AN ASSHOLE
im butters doing butters things: wait kyle wgat did he do
tittyblaster 2000: HAHAHSHAHHAGSHAHSHHSHEHSHA
ginger snaps changed tittyblaster 2000 to tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate)
tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate): ok well fuck u too then
craig: did cartman like fr do smth or is kyle just pissy today
stan: cartman dropped an ice cube into kyles eye and now it stings
i think
IT WAS LIKE A BIG ICE CUBE BUT NOT THAT BIG
tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate): GAHSHSHAHHAHA
ginger snaps: UT BURNS BITCH
big boned: that sounds like a big fat big boned fatass major fat skill issue
zac efron i think: isnt that just u
big boned: HEY
WHAT: W
zac efron i think: i cant tell if ur lurking and typed that on accident or if ur complimenting me but thanks
ginger snaps: cartman i am going to flip ur guts inside out and make a fucking necklace
craig: LMFAO
stanley marsh the 4th: i cant believe craig used his one message online a year to say lmfao in all caps
craig: what did i even do to you
money by abba (no srsly): stan u have a gift to give wendy for valentine's day now
tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate): OH YEAHA what r u guys doing on valentinesday
im butters doing butters things: my parents grounded me
eminem (real): when r u never not grounded
ginger snaps: i was gonna hang out w ike cuz every girl i meet either dies or starts dating tolkien and fatasses like cartman
" big boned: that sounds like a big fat big boned fatass major fat skill issue "
╰ money by abba (no srsly): first cartman quote of the year
ginger snaps: die
stanley marsh the 4th: stop i have no one to hang out w either cuz i dont think wendy likes me anymore
ginger snaps: LETS PLAY MARIO KART
stanley marsh the 4th: YES.
tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate): the only thing i think ab on valentines day is sex
eminem (real): when r u never not thinking abt sex
craig: when r u never not saying when r u never not
eminem (real): when r u never not being boring
craig: when r u never not not relevant to any of us
eminem (real): when r u never not being ugly
craig: when r u never not being bullied
eminem (real): when r u never not js gay fanservice 4 the asian girls at school
craig: 🖕
zac efron i think: the 2 minorities of the gc having beef already
money by abba (no srsly): imagine
stanley marsh the 4th: tolkien arent u a minority too
money by abba (no srsly): no im a white conservative man living in washington dc
ginger snaps: ur not randy marsh
stanley marsh the 4th: u r going down in mario kart.
ginger snaps: TRY ME
big boned: do u guys need a room so u can makeout HAHAHAHHA
stanley marsh the 4th: u put butters dick in ur mouth that one time dont even
big boned: 111.114.18.213
craig: HELP
tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate): bro thinks he's on twitter
money by abba (no srsly): if he was on twitter i wouldnt even be here
craig: ^^
WHAT: ^^
eminem (real): ^^
zac efron i think: did u find out how to type now tweek
WHAT: i know how to type but idk what to say and sometimes i accidentally click random letters
money by abba (no srsly): we got a lurker guys
ginger snaps: anyways fatass i have to put more ice onto my eye bc of u
zac efron i think: ice cube x eyeball
im butters doing butters things: did they give u an ice pack
ginger snaps: no dude they gave me a pretty pink palace up in the hills where hello kitty lives
im butters doing butters things: lucky
ginger snaps: OFC THEY GAVE ME AN ICE PACK AND NOW IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE A COLD, ICY, FREEZING LIFE ALL BECAUSE PETER GRIFFIN OVER HERE THREW AN ICE CUBE ONTO MY EYE IM GOING TO HURL IM GOING TO SCREAM IM GOING. TO BEAT HIS ASS
" big boned: that sounds like a big fat big boned fatass major fat skill issue "
╰ tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate): carrying on the tolkien legacy
WHAT: did he die
stanley marsh the 4th: yeah he did rest in peace
craig: fly high 🕊️
zac efron i think: it's a hard time for all of us
money by abba (no srsly): istg
big boned: only in ohio oh oh only in ohio hee hee
stanley marsh the 4th: DONT. U. DARE.
craig: kms
big boned: w rizz bro is literally the rizzlerr
money by abba (no srsly): get him off tiktok before he finds out abt side eye
big boned: jeff bezos DUPE
eminem (real): everyone shoot urself before it's too late
ginger snaps: im gonna beat cartman up at school watch me
big boned: r u on ur period kyle
im butters doing butters things: kyle u have a vagina???
big boned: yeah there's a lot of sand in there too
ginger snaps: KILL YOURSELF
craig: hes a little mad
zac efron i think: LMFAO
stanley marsh the 4th: beat his ass
tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate): id pay money to see that
big boned: guess u wont see it then
WHAT: that's so rude cartman
anyway
HAHAHAHAAHA
eminem (real) pinned a message by zac efron i think
" zac efron i think: ice cube x eyeball "
╰ eminem (real): why is nobody talking about that
zac efron i think: fr im such a comedic genius
ginger snaps: ur the reason why white male rage quotes exist
stanley marsh the 4th: no more mr nice guy *clenches fists*
tittyblaster 2000 (now with 96% death rate): u mess w the bull, u get the horns *rolls up sleeves*
money by abba (no srsly): HELP
craig: cartman prolly said that once unironically
big boned: HEY
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do ppl even read sp fanfics anymore 💀 UH. anyways how r u all today
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Fanfictionan unoriginal south park chatfic im making cuz my actual fanfic took too long to write ( idk what to put the cover as so have some halfassed edit made in 5 minutes )
