Chapter 1: little bit of chaos

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In the "clingy bitches and grumpy hoes" chat:

Sangwoo: Hey bitches!

Michael Jackson lookin' ass: hello to you too Miya

Sangwoo: Omi Omi! I told ya call me Atsumu, I don't wanna think of my brother when I'm with ya!

Michael Jackson Lookin' ass: right.

Snake eyes: hey love birds

Sangwoo's twin: hey everyone!

Sangwoo: Terushima!

Sangwoo's twin: Atsumu!

Oreon: hey guys

That one libero: I'm going to scream until my vocal cords combust.

Sangwoo: what did kawa do now?

That one libero: He found the Shiratorizawa hoodie that Reon lent me. Istg I'm still shaking. He was so pissed.

Baby angry bird: shit, you ok Watari?

That one libero: I don't know, kawa took the hoodie and threw it away. Sorry Reon

Oreon: it's ok babe, I can easily get another if I want to. Are you ok?

Baby angry bird: Futakuchi flipped me off and then handed me a bowl of strawberries, should I be scared for my safety? -

Sangwoo: no,

Sangwoo's twin: but Oikawa should be fearing for his

Snake eyes: and you two wonder why we call you the sangwoo twins.

Michael Jackson lookin' ass: I still think they should be bee 1 and bee 2

Snake eyes: like thing 1 and thing 2?

Michael Jackson lookin' ass: FUCK NO! THOSE THINGS ARE BLUE HEADED DEMONS SATAN HIMSELF MADE-

Weasel brow: XD I forgot you're terrified of those two!

Sangwoo: I FORGOT YOUR NAME WAS WEASEL BROW FOR A MINUTE MORI XD

Weasel brow: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? YOUR THE ONE WHO DID IT!

Sangwoo: WOOPS! XD

Oreon: I forgot everyone's nickname - so. ROLL CALL BITCHES -!

Oreon: Reon

That one libero: Watari

Tiny one: Akagi, unfortunately

Sangwoo: Atsumu

Sangwoo's twin: Terushima

Michael Jackson lookin' ass: Sakusa

Weasel Brow: Komori

Snake eyes: Daishou

Baby cat: Shibayama

Favorite child: kuguri

Baby Angry bird: Kogane

My hair is pretty: Goshiki

Sangwoo's twin: that is everyone?

Snake eyes: yes.

Baby cat: daishou, kuroo was trying his hardest to convince Kenma to hack into your cameras, just to get blackmail on you

Snake eyes: oh, for fucks sake! That's too far!

Baby cat: that's what I said! But he said you'd be way worse.

Snake eyes: why does he always think I'm that much of an ass. All I did was fuck his ex -

Sangwoo's twin: I mean, you are dating his ex-too.

Snake eyes: ok, I didn't know that -

Baby cat: oop -

Sangwoo: guys, they are at it again..

Michael Jackson lookin' ass: are they fucking again? Want me to come over?

Weasel brows: cousin, it's the middle of the week and we have four practice games this week and two more this weekend! Neither of us can leave

Michael Jackson lookin' ass: oh fuck, your right.

Sangwoo: fuck, I'll come!

Tiny one: Atsumu, we have a lot too, we can't run to Tokyo this week. Even though I want to too.

Sangwoo: shit 😭

Michael Jackson lookin' ass: 😭 I want my baby bee!!!!!!

Sangwoo's twin: we should arrange a training camp for all of us! For a week. So, we could spend time with our lovers. And we can share rooms together.

Sangwoo: Yes! Maybe I can convince Kita to tag in on it!

Snake eyes: I can try. But that would mean talking to other captains...Kuroo included.

Sangwoo's twin: but our child -

Favorite child: yeah dad. What about me?

Snake eyes: Fine! I'll put up with him for you. Only you

Sangwoo: And you wonder why we say he's the favorite?

Sangwoo's twin: I mean, at least we won't side with your twin when you two fight. And we won't harm you for being wrong or getting a bad grade or failing a serve or set.

Snake eyes: and we won't rub our love life in your face 24/7

Sangwoo: .... ok ow, ow ow- you didn't need to do that 😭

Tiny one: Atsu!!!!!! We have practice in an hour! I didn't realize how fast time went 😭

Sangwoo: Shit. gtg guys, talk to you all later.

Sangwoo: BYE OMI OMI I LOVE YOU <3

Michael Jackson lookin' ass: I love you too baby boy ♥️

Everyone went offline.

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