Crisis of Candles

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"You don't understand it's not just something that can be forgiven so easily." As usual, kid was on the floor freaking out about something being asymmetrical.

"Symmetry is what's beautiful in the world. I'm reaper scum and deserve to die kill me now."

"You are really pathetic sometimes aren't you?" Liz wasn't getting any less aggravated by kid's maniac perfectionist tendencies.

"I can't believe it, the candles on the right side of the dining room have burned down in a different pattern and height than the candles on the left." Kid whimpered.

"SO WHAT?"

"They're...not...SYMMETRICAL!!!"

"Well you have to consider that they're candles, they can't be controlled to do what you want."

" But wait, there's more." Oh great, please go on, I'm so interested." Liz said sarcastically. "

"Candles cost seven dollars."

"SO WHAT? IT'S NOT LIKE WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY"

" The number seven...isn't...SYMMETRICAL!!! This is a crisis, what can we do at a time like this?" Kid wined.

"I don't know, maybe you should sound the alarm"

"Liz you're right!" Kid said enthusiastically as he looked up. He ran to the alarm to summon all of the meisters, emergency staff and his father.

"NOOOO!!!" Liz yelled pulling kid back by his shoulder.


"Are you crazy or something? You'll call everyone here over some stupid candle crisis?"

"...Well...yeah." Kid said as if it was obvious.Just then, professor Stein entered the room

"We have bigger problems to deal with now. Trust me.'

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