(WARNING: youre fat)
(Serious Warning: This is a joke and contains sexual jokes and swear words, so uhh yeah, get the fuck out of here if you dont like that, if you want to read this while not liking it youre just torturing yourself)
*Y/N writing RN*
I met this guy named Cheesy and he is in my university or something, he asked me out for some burgers at epic burger because he said it was quote on quote "epic", i am right now preparing for the date, i dont really know if i can count this as a date, more like just 2 friends hanging out, ive met him since i entered anyways
*Y/N arrives at Epic Burger*
Cheesy: Yo watsup my dude
Y/N: Hi...
Cheesy: Why you so scared lol
Y/N: Its the first time i go to a fast food restaurant
Cheesy: Then how the fuck do you know how burgers taste like?
Y/N: My dad makes burgers
Cheesy: K but, didnt ask, anyways, what do you want to order?
Y/N: How about a cheese burger?
Cheesy: A cheesy item huh? kinda ironic since im named Cheesy lol
(Cheesy ordered a big mac because he's a fat fucking slob)
*their food arrives and Y/N starts eating, they didnt even put it on the table and they just fucking ate the whole thing*
Y/N: mhh, that was pretty good
*Cheesy is so surprised he falls of his chair, he gets back up and starts eating his big mac, he then realises*
Cheesy: Wait a minute i gotta call McDonalds they fucking stole the big mac
Y/N: REALLY!? i gotta contact McDonalds too
*They both end up getting Epic Burger sued because why not*
THE END... for episode 1 fuckers
