84. After ever after 2

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If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all there dreams came true

Mulan:
After saving china, I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Now I'm losing all control
I think I am a guy in my soul
I wanna be a man
Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot
It's time to reinvent the new me
S2: every time he speaks it makes me want to sing
(I'm so confused)
S1: be quiet, or we'll get caught
S3: maybe one day he'll screw me
Now I get why me nickname is Ping
I've gotta be a man
I've got the brains and the bite of females
Plus, the brute and brawn of dudes
I know I'm ready for transformation
It's time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you)

Cinderella:
The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
I guess my wish came true
But we never really talked much
Before he discovered me shoe
The night after we got married
I recounted all of my plights
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
My canines turned to coachmen
Prince threw my in bedlam that night
The white jackets think I'm nutty
(She's nutty as a bat)
Cause my clothes are sewn by rats
(Put some med sin her food)
But their pills turn my brain to putty
Now Lucifer's not just my cat
I AM SATAN!!
There insulin purest my under
Shock therapy's made me insane
And after years of steady frying
The doctors gave up trying
They stuck two steal rods in my brain

Tiana:
I spent a blooming lifetime to open my cafe
Then I took a dive in 2005
Now it's washed away
(It's all washed away)
I was picked up on a chopper
After four nights on my roof
Now my new home is the astrodome
Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof
You better carry round a shotgun
Or looters take your kids
(Hide your kids now)
You better pee inside of jam jars
(Ew)
Be sure to keep those lids
We needed Noah but we got Bush
Our "saviour" flew away and hid
Rough seas and levies
Rough seas and levies
Rough seas and levies
I'm dead

Elsa:
There is no snow on the mountain tonight
Just sulphur in the air
A kingdom of greenhouse gases
Only Bill Nye seems to care
My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
It's time I show the strength of an evil queen
(Of an evil queen)
With Germany and Putin too
We'll free the penguins an throw you in a zoo
We're going green by spilling red
And if you're not dead
I built a horde of evil snowmen
They're gonna take over the world
Let it snow, let it snow
Now Fox News will need heat lamps
Let it snow, let it snow
(Let it snow)
I hope you concentrate in camps
(Heil Elsa)
We don't care who we have I slay
Let my troops march on
(Let the troops march on)
The colds coming back and it's here to stay

T- I sunk like a brick
C- prince thinks I'm sick
E- ice is melting quick
M- now I have a... lot of self-esteem

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This is also by Jon Cozart on his YouTube channel paint.

I love the Mulan one cause it's perfectly okay... And cause of the end when it says "Now I have a lot of self-esteem". :- D

Please vote and comment. Which one was your favourite out of the eight?

~PathOfThoth~

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