aot one shots + headcanons cause I can🙄

HC-You get hurt| 🩹

Guess what! Your dumbass gets hurt!!
.$—1 i chocked on a skittle

Eren:
-The two of you were playing around as always

-This mf was suffocating you with a pillow on the bed. Why? Who knows but that's not the point

-"Eren stop! Someone is gonna get hurt." Of course it doesn't sound serious muffled by a pillow and with a bit of laughter.

-Little did you know the person getting hurt would be you

-It's always the victim who gets hurt never the perpetrator

-This grown ass man decides to be silly and jumps onto the bed which you being on the other side makes you fly.

-You land. Into the fucking wall.

-You ain't feeling so hot. Your head hurts obviously.

-You hit the back of your head but for some reason the front of your head hurt. Very dazed/dizzy you laid on the floor. "Oh fuck." You said holding your head.

-"Ah shit, I'm sorry." Eren said. You gave him a glare. "Does your head hurt?" He asked.

-"You dumbfuck of course my head hurts." You said as you tried to smother yourself with the pillow to stop the pain.

-He left but came back with ice, water, ibuprofen, and another apology.

-"Sorry I might've given you a concussion."

Mikasa:
-This was all your fault. Mikasa would have no chance of hurting you physically. Maybe.

-Mikasa was practicing her kickboxing, hot right?

-She was training for an upcoming match she had with a strong opponent.

-You decided to make her a strawberry protein shake to help with her energy. You were also the only one allowed to know her favorite was strawberry.

-Once you made it you took it to her after admiring her for a little.

-You knew to call her name before approaching her so she wouldn't get scared and hit you.

-Right? Wrong.

-Bless it be she had AirPods in. The slight brush of your shoulder startled her as she was focused.

-Pam bow hoe. You just got punched in the nose.

-"Holy shit Y/N!" Mikasa said turning around trying to find you not realizing she hit you that hard.

-You were lying on the mat holding your nose definitely crying.

-You muttered a small sorry. Mikasa quickly helped you up to a near chair.

-By now your nose was bleeding pretty bad. Mikasa grabbed the tissues and almost hit it when she slipped on some mat blood.

-After awhile the bleeding did not stop. "Damn it!" Mikasa said meanwhile helping you hold tissues up to your bloody nose.

-"That's it. I'm taking you to the E.R." She said as she picked you up bridal style and went to the car. Not even caring she was in a spots bra and shorts.

-She held you and shushed you as you cried on the bed at the hospital. You weren't a pussy or anything it just hurt like hell.

-"Unfortunately, their nose is broken." Was what the doctor said.

-At this point now you honestly felt fine. Whatever the drugs the hospital gave you was working great. Maybe a little too great.

-Poor Mikasa started crying because of how bad she felt. Then it was your turn to hold her and assure her it would be okay.