First Update: Removed main character board, symbols, and edited the whole thing for better reading. ( 8/9/24. )
The Picnic
( Episode opens by showing a moon planet amongst several other planets, on top of it is some sort of gold pyramid-like tower)
( Zoom in on Lord Hater. )Lord Hater: " You're too late, Emperor Awesome! The universe, will soon be MINE! " ( he looks at the planets aligning above him and laughs. )
( Camera pans over to Emperor Awesome, he's half shark half strong dude. )
Awesome: " Yeah, right, bro. I'm takin' you all the way down to Awesome Town." ( Widen to reveal his battle dinosaur ) " Fire Breath! "
( The dinosaur releases fire from its mouth but misses Lord Hater. )
Lord Hater: " You fool! Don't you see, once a millennium, the planets of this galaxy align, over this very spot! And today, the one most worthy to stand here, is none other than I, Lord— "
(Name): ( calling in the distance. ) " Haii Hatey! Is that really you!? " ( Lord Hater looks at them. ) " It's me, (Name)! You remember me, right?! " ( Close up of them. ) " Don't tell Wandy or Syl about me being here! I snuck away from them to look at the... the, um... " ( they sound out the word. ) " plan... nets... a—al...lign... planets align! Are you here to watch the planets align, too?! Lookie! Lookie!!! " ( takes off their hat and takes a picnic basket out, singsong. ) " I packed a piiicniiiic!~ All by myself too! "
( Zoom back out on Lord Hater as the episode's title appears in the sky, freeze-frame. )
Lord Hater: ( Walks to the left, covering (Name). ) " Soon, at the precise moment, of the cosmic conjunction— "
(Name): " Hatey!! What are you doing over there?! And who's that weird shark looking guy?!... "
Lord Hater: ( Walks to the right. ) " At the precise moment, of the cosmic conjunction, a celestial star being, of infinite power, shall come forth— "
(Name): " By the way, I travel the pretty galaxy, I'm think about this tall, wear this pretty hat, and I think I might have allergies from the star dust particles lately... achoo! " ( A Watchdog nearby shouts out a "bless you!" as (Name) sniffled a bit and rubbing their nose with their sleeve, Lord Hater gets steaming mad. ) " achoo! oh- achoo! I need a tiss— achoo! "
Lord Hater: ( walks to the left, talking fast. ) " A star being of infinite power will come forth, and grant whoever stands here a single wish! " ( pants. ) " And my wish will be, to control, the entire, universe— "
(Name): " Hey! Hey! Hey Hatey! Heyyy!!! Hateyyy!!! Are you wondering how I got here all by myself?! Huh?? Are you?! "
Lord Hater: ( cringing ) " No! The sooner the star being, no I said that al— " ( facepalms. ) " GOH! WHERE WAS I?! "
( Close up on Wander. )
(Name): " So, anyway! I was rummaging through Wandy's hat - pfft, don't tell him! - and I found this bubble bottle called... um... " ( they sound out the word. ) " or... orb...ball... Orbble Juice! Yea! That's right! The pretty bubble floated all around the pretty galaxy, and I was all "whoaa! so pretty out!" and then the bubble popped and I screamed because I thought I was gonna get hurt really badly... 3: But something must've broken my fall and that's how I got here!!! "
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