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"NOOOOOOOOO" the gourmanfnb yelled, in shock as he dropped the batfly, nearly in tears.

"SHUT UP!!" The rivulet screamed, kicking gourmand. 
"AAAAAAA!!!" He yelled, tucking his leg in because of how fat gourmand was and the damage inflicted on his paw.

"DAMNIT, RIVULET. ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES SINCE THE CYCLE STARTED!" The hunter yelled back
"AND YOU'VE ALREADY HURT YOURSELF SOMEHOW!" 

"CALM THE HELL DOWN! THE PUP IS GETTING ANXIOUS!" Artificer exclaimed, And grabbed hunter and slammed him into the wall, 

"But-But-" The gourmand stammered, Before being slapped in the face by artificer

"Not.Now." The artificer said, lifting his pup and putting it on his back. 

"You guys are seriously arguing about this?" Spearmaster said, hopping onto gourmands head trying to get his point across

"Yeah, And why the hell not?" The rivulet said

The spearmaster turned his gaze over to the 4 miros birds that were heading their way.

"Holy fu-" The gourmand said, Before getting swooped up by one

The spearmaster was moving around alot, Kind of like a weird dance. 

"STOP DOING THAT WEIRD DANCE! SAVE THE FAT BOY!" The hunter exclaimed, quickly climbing over to the miros bird and stabbing it in the eyes so it drops gourmand

"Thanks, Ok now focus on the other ones."

Hunter turned around, 6 miros vultures and king vultures headed his way 

"CAN YOU FOOLS PERHAPS HELP ME?" He screamed, "FINE!" The artificer screamed back, jumping up and throwing a bomb at them

...

That was loud.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW IT, FAT BOYS FAT, LETS USE HIM AS A MASSIVE WRECKING BALL!" 
Spearmaster screamed, doing a strange tap-dance aswell. 

"NO-" Gourmand tried to yell, but was thrown at a miros bird that was attacking rivulet

"HAHA!" 

Rivulet noticed its wings were crushed, so it threw gourmand off the miros vulture and chucked it off the cliff. 

"TIME FOR THE OTHERS!" Artificer screamed, seeming somewhat insane, Throwing bombs and bombs at basically everything 

"CHRIST, ARTIFICER, DONT YA THINK THATS A BIT TOO MANY BOMBS?!" The spearmaster yelled.

"...NO." The artificer exclaimed

"ha what a stupid idiot he didnt even look behind himself" the rivulet said 

"WHA-" the gourmand said, getting picked up by a king vulture

"NOT AGAIN!" Hunter yelled, spearmaster stomping his feet and doing that weird tap dance

"SCREW IT!" Artificer screamed, grabbing his Joke rifle, and loaded it with atleast 10 bombs, and shooting the king vulture, Hunter just watched. 

"OOF!" Gourmand yelped, falling onto the ground.

"Hey guys, Found sai- What the hell?" Survivor questioned. Taking a long glance at the chaos. Rivulet stabbing a king vulture corpse, Hunter eating the king vulture corpse, Artificer with what he thought was an m16, Gourmand on the floor and spearmaster just there.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 16, 2023 ⏰

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