Pop goes the gloyd

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 [gloyd is staring through binoculars at a gummy beehive.]

Gloyd: "Okay, boys, it's time for the welcome wagon to pay a visit."

[The sugar rush boys are all wearing uniforms that read "swizzle's gummy Hive Bee Gone."]

[gloyd creeps up on the nest, carrying a baseball bat. His friends follow, also carrying bats. As we watch, gloyd backs off, letting his friends do the dirty work.]

Rancis: [drawing his bat back] "Careful, swizzle."

Swizzle  [readying himself as well] "Knock knock!"

[swizzle and rancis proceed to destroy the nest.]

Gloyd: [looking at the wreckage] "AAAAHHH!" [He runs away.]

Swizzle and rancis: [following him, screaming] "WHOOOAOOAOOOOAAA!"

[The gummy bees chase the trio down a hill. Gloyd reaches his house. He steps inside and closes the door, holding it shut. Swizzle and rancis reach it too late, and gloyd strands them outside.]

Gloyd: [opening the door after the ruckus subsides] "Hmm?"

Swizzle: "Um, gloyd? Can we do something else?" [Both his and Rancis' faces are swollen with gummy bee stings.]

[The sun is beating down.]

Gloyd: [sweating profusely] "What's with this heat?" [pleadingly] "Shade. I need shade." [He spots some.] "There!"

[The sugar rush boys all dive into the shade provided by a tree.]

The sugar rush boys: [relaxed] "Shade."

[The shade recedes, coming closer and closer to the base of the tree.]

Rancis: [getting his arms burned] "Sun!" [They stand against the tree as the shade recedes toward them.]

Gloyd: [worried] Oh ,"This can't be good. We need to find some more shade fast!"

[The sugar rush boys head from spot to spot. Each time they move, the shade disappears. Swizzle soon comes up with an idea.]

Swizzle: "Hey! I know where we can cool off."

Gloyd: "And I'm desperate enough to believe you." [They run off, each step resembling a blazing inferno.]

Crumbelina: [dragging a chair across the kitchen] "Ice. I need ice."

[She stands on the chair and opens the freezer. A big block of ice falls out. The sugar rush boys are frozen inside. She kicks them out through the wall to the middle of the street, where the ice melts.]

[gloydis clawing at sand.]

Gloyd: (drooling sand) "W-w-w-w-water!" [He collapses.]

Rancis: [crawling] "H₂O, please."

Swizzle: "Gravy."

Gloyd: "I'm frying!" [The sugar rush boys lie in the sand, defeated.] "The fat lady just sang, boys."

Swizzle: "My life is flashing before my eyes."

Gloyd: "What life?"

jimmy: [looking at them] "What are you guys doing?"

The sugar rush boys: "What?" [They suddenly stand up, completely recovered.] "Uh...nothing."

Jimmy: "Dorks!" [He speeds off.]

Swizzle: "Dorks?"

Gloyd: "jimmy, wait! Where ya going?"

Jimmy: "To vanellope's sprinkler party, stupid!"

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