The story mainly revolves around Kyle (who is now a teen/young adult) looking for a job that pays well because his mom is kicking him out. It just so happens that the only job he can find that has a good wage is a club called LustBunny, the only thi...
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It's a normal Sunday morning, Kyle is in the living room looking at his phone and Sheila is making breakfast in the kitchen. "Kids! Come eat!" Sheila yells across the room. Ike runs downstairs and Kyle slowly walks towards the dinning room while still on his phone. "Good morning boys!" " morning mom." Kyle responds. "Kyle is everything alright? You haven't looked away once from that phone." Sheila asks concerned. "Yeah it's fine I guess..." Kyle Sighs. "well hurry up and eat, your eggs are getting cold!" Everyone continues to eat breakfast. Ding! a new message pops up on Kyle's screen. his mood instantly changes, he jumps up from his seat and runs out of the room. "Kyle! Where are you going young man! Get back here right now!" " I call dibs on his potatoes!" Ike yells. Kyle keeps running out the door not listening to his mother. He gets outside and runs all the way to Stan's house. Kyle bangs on the door but instead of Stan answering, Stan's older sister, Shelly opens the door. "What the hell do you want turd!?" "Oh hey Shelly, can I see Stan for a second." Kyle asks, scared of Shelly.
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"UGH! Fine." "STANLEY! GET DOWN HERE, YOUR LITTLE DOUCHE BAG FRIEND WANTS TO SEE YOU!!" "Coming!" Stan says in the distance. He runs up to the door. "Kyle!" "Hey Stan!" They give each other a gentle, but welcoming hug. "How have you been dude?" Stan asks with a big grin on his face. " I've been decent, it's pretty boring at my place though." "Tell me about it." Stan says sarcastically. "Especially with Shelly around the house. Man she can be a pain in the ass!" Stan and Kyle then walk to Cartman's house. They knock on his door. "Maaaamm! someone's at the door!" (no one answers) "MAAAAAMMM" Cartman continues to yell. " Jesus! I have to do everything around here don't I" Cartman opens the door. "Hi Stan, Hi Jew." " Hey fat ass." Kyle became a little annoyed but he didn't really care. "I'm assuming that you two are going to Clyde's rave too." "Yeah, I got the invite on my phone this morning." "Aww, now it's not fun anymore since Kyle's going." Cartman was trying to get on Kyle's nerves. " Shut the hell up!" Kyle snapped back. "JEW!" "Oh stop it, you two sound like three year olds." Stan tried to stop the argument. "Stan is right, let's just go." They all went to Kenny's house last. They knocked, and when the door opened, a huge rat scurried out. "AAAAHHH! GET IT AWAY FROM MEE!" Kyle shrieked. He instantly jumps into Stan's arms like some kind of loony tunes episode. They both stood there staring at each other in awkward silence.
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"Mrph mph mrph!" Kenny starts yelling for his pet rat to come back inside. "Good morning Kenny." Stan says still holding Kyle. "You guys are such fags" Cartman says. "God damn it, shut up Cartman!" "Okay now that we are all here, we can finally go to Clyde's rave." Stan announces. "mrph murph mrph mph mph mrph mph murph mph!" Kenny says hoping there will be a bunch of chicks at the rave.
