The story mainly revolves around Kyle (who is now a teen/young adult) looking for a job that pays well because his mom is kicking him out. It just so happens that the only job he can find that has a good wage is a club called LustBunny, the only thi...
The 4 arrive at Clyde's. They can see the color-changing led lights shining through the window. They go inside and everyone is partying on the dance floor. Clyde is operating his DJ set in the back of the room, playing really loud music while Bebe is right beside him, holding on to his arm. Clyde was the first kid out of everyone to move out of his mom's and get his own house, and because of that, everyone saw him as the coolest and richest person on the block. (apart from Token). After, he started hosting many special events at his house that everyone enjoyed. "Did you hear, Clyde has engaged to Bebe last month." Stan informs his group. "mrph, mrph mph murphurph mrph mph murph!" Kenny explains how he thinks Clyde is very lucky to be engaged to the hottest girl from school. " Ah, well if it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman! Glad you could make it." Clyde greets the four. "Hey boys." Bebe adds. " Hi Clyde, hi Bebe." They respond, a little annoyed by Clyde's tone.
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" Kyle, i'm going to go get some punch." Stan says. Kyle agrees, and they both walk to the punch bowl. They run into Tweek and Craig. Kyle tries to start a conversation with them, meanwhile, Stan grabs a plastic cup, about to pour in some punch until he realizes that right next to the punch bowl, is a bottle of tequila and another bottle of beer. Stan immediately reaches for the bottle of beer and pours it into his plastic cup until it is almost overflowing. Kenny was looking around the room for some single chicks, and Cartman Is hanging out with Jimmy and Token, listening to Jimmy's jokes. Everyone continues to party and dance, they all have a blast! The party goes on for a few hours until it starts to get late, and Kyle notices that Stan was drunk. "Uhh... Stan? Are you feeling alright?" " Oh, *hic* yeaaahhhh, i'm feelin' GREAT!" "Okay, let's get you home." Kyle says. Kyle gathers the other two and they head off to take Stan back to his house. The whole walk Kyle has to tightly hold Stan's arm so Stan doesn't wander off into the road and get run over. Once the boys are at Stan's, Kyle tries to force Stan to sit on the couch but Stan resists. "*hic* Kyle, I love you *hic*." Drunk Stan mumbles in Kyle's face. " Yeah, okay, just sit down please." Kyle says, a little weirded-out by drunk Stan. " I *hic* love u Kyle, I wanna *hic* get married..." "Hehehehehahahaha!" Cartman and Kenny are just standing there laughing while watching Stan and Kyle. " Love me!" " Stan, Sit down!" Drunk Stan leans in for a kiss.
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"Why are you guys just standing there!? Help me get Stan down!" Kyle shouts at Kenny and Cartman, who still find this hilarious. " Nuh uh, not until you give your little prince charming a kiss first!" "Ugh... Does it HAVE to be on the lips?" Kyle questions disgusted. " Do you want our help or not?" Cartman says. Kyle groans, he slightly bends forward and gives drunk Stan a big smooch. " French kiss him!" Cartman yells. "No, and don't tell anyone about this. Now help me!" "I Won't keep any promises."Cartman says. Cartman and Kenny go to help Kyle hold Stan down. Drunk Stan licks his lips. "Gimmie more kisses!" "No, Stan... no more.." FUCK YOU *hic* KYLE!" Stan sounded like a spoiled kid at Target."PFFT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Cartman and Kenny start cracking up again. "Oh man!." Cartman says, gasping for air and wiping away a tear from laughing so hard. " Stan really likes the taste of your tongue in his mouth Kyle!" " Ew gross! Shut the hell up Cartman!" Stan finally settles down and Kyle finds a blanket and tucks him in. While Kyle is towering over Stan, Stan swoops back up and steals a final kiss from Kyle when Kyle was caught off guard. " Mrph mph murphrph mphmrph murph, mph murphrph murph mph mrphurph." Kenny explains that if they keep making him laugh, he is going to wet himself. "God damn it..." Kyle murmurs. "Okay good night, Stan." " Hehehehehe." Drunk Stan giggles. " *hic* night night Kyley,*hic* wanna sleep with me.." Drunk Stan says "Dude, what the fuck..." Kyle says, still super grossed out. "Okay... let's let Stan take his much needed rest and go home." Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny then took off and went their separate ways for the night.
