Yo I have no fuckin motivation help
ALSO THIS IS MY OWN UNIVERSE.
THIS IS MY OWN VERSION OF HOW I THINK VAMPIRES WORK!!
(Someone else may have done it first but I have not seen anyone openly talk about vampires working this way)
Radfords pov:
I walked into the small apartment and immediately noticed streber infront of me.
R: heyy, streber, my man!
S: hi Radford!
We hugged as Kevin locked up.
K: you guys can hang out if you like, I'm just gonna be in the room.
R: oh actually Kevin I came here to talk to you
K: oh, really?
R: yeah dude!
K: alright, does it matter if streber is here?
R: actually yes, sorry s but is it okay if you go in your room or something?
S: oh yeah totally, have a good time!
K: you too!
And Streber went into his room.
R: that's exactly what I wanted to talk about!
K: what?
R: y- wait, what is that?
K: dude, explain better
R: your neck
K: oh that, I uhmm.. I accidentally cut myself
R: how do you accidentally cut your own neck?
K: oh I can totally explain. well uhhh, I was getting a big box of candy from a high shelf at work and it fell and a sharp edge of a bag cu-
R: I'm gonna stop those lies right there, what is it?
K: what!? how would you even know if I was lying??
R: you usually use the words "uh", "uhm" and "totally" when you lie.
K: dammit, I am predictable.
R: yep.
R: so explain.
K: okay, just don't take this the wrong way.
R: okay?
K: streber bit me.
R: *insert buffering modem noises* WAIT ARE YOU GU-
K: NO, WE ARE NOT.
R: but-
K: NO.
R: LET ME EXPLAIN!
K: fine.
R: okay, the only scenarios I can imagine where streber would bite you on the neck is if he was kissing your neck and accidentally bit you, if it's a weird kinky thing or if he's a real vampire. But there's no way the last one is real!
K:...
R: right?
...
R: Kevin, he's not a vampire right?
K:... Please don't tell anyone! I promised the word wouldn't get out about him being a vampire!
R: wholy shit.
K: please please Radford!
R: I won't I won't.
K: Phew
R: that's kinda hard to believe..
K: I can prove it.
R: how?
YOU ARE READING
Kevin x streber (≧▽≦)
FanfictionA series of unrelated Kevin x streber stories. no sexual content, but there may be suggestive content.
