I'm Sorry South Park • Chapter 2

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Kenny sunk into his seat and slowly fell asleep. The next thing he knew was he jolted away, in fear. Kenny looked over at Stan and Kyle as they joyfully laughed together. Kenny looks back down at his desk, to see the same poor, slutty boy, they always said he was, in the foggy reflection of the desk. Kenny took a deep sigh and laid his head back on the desk.

"Psst!"

Kenny looked over to his right and saw Butters trying to talk to him.

Butters: Are you okay? You look...alarmed.
Kenny: Y-yea- No..I'm not. We're all going to die...the gods told me. A vision.

Butters stared at Kenny.

Butters: T-the god's?!

Kenny: The gods...see I can't die. I've been cursed to keep dying, the next morning in my bed. Alive. Stan and Kyle think I'm crazy, and Eric..I haven't told him.

Butters looked at Kenny scared, worried....... sympathetic.

Butters: You poor boy...

Kenny looked down at the desk again.

Kenny: Always am the poor boy.

Tweek: HOLY SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WE'RE GONNA ALL FUCKING DIE! THERE'S BEEN A MURDERER REPORT! AND WE WERE PART OF THE CRIME SCENE!!! *panicky screaming and anxious whining*

Craig takes Tweek out into the hallway, taking his phone and smashing in against the sink.

Craig: WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING DIE GOD DAMNIT! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS ALL OF TIME?! I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD YOU, TWEEK! YOU AND YOUR METH COFFEE, YOUR 10 MINUTES OF SLEEP, YOUR INCORRECTLY BUTTONED SHIRT, YOUR MESSY HAIR....your sea blue eyes....

Everything goes silent.

Tweek: I'm sorry...
Craig: So am I
*They both hug*

Kenny thinking: even they're fucking happy..No wonder they're gay.

- After School -

Eric: Hey, Kinny, Kahl, Stan, you wanna crash at my place and we can all... *His voice trails off*

Stan: I'll only go if Kenny admits he's a broke slut

Kenny: I'll only go if Eric admits he's a fat, selfish bitch who desperately needs discipline.

Eric: I'll only go if Kyle will stop being a dick to everyone he sees except Stan, and accept he's the ugliest kid in the class

Kyle: And I'll...*looks down the ground* I'll go if Stan admits he's an alcoholic.

Stan looks at Kyle, shook.

Stan: *sighs* I am an alcoholic
Kenny: I'm a broke slut
Eric: I'm a fat fuck who needs discipline
Kyle: And I..I'm ugly, and I'll stop being a dick.

Everyone looks around. No one's smiling. Kenny walks to Eric's house. Eric follows after him. And soon Kyle and Stan does.

No one was happy.

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