Part 3

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Lucy: *lays her head on Natsu's chiseled chest as they sit in the warm water.*  Hey Natsu, there is something that I have been wondering since the first time you fucked my brains out.

Natsu:  Yeah what is it?

Lucy: Since I came face to face with that enormous dick of yours, I've been surprised by how clean it was—there was no dick chees or other smooth. Since I've encountered other men's dicks before, I must admit that I was anticipating a gross, dick. I wonder why your dick is so much cleaner.

Levy: Yes, similar here. How come dragon dicks are so much cleaner? I've seen many dicks before, and they're all disgusting, even the ones belonging to noble people.

Natsu: The explanation for this is that dragons take better care of themselves. We bathe daily, and even if we are unable to do so, we can clean ourselves with magic. Because we dragons have more developed senses, including our noses, and because we can smell better than any other race, our own odor disturbs us. As a result, we try to keep ourselves as clean as possible to avoid smelling bad. The other reason why our dicks are so clean is that we keep them covered so they don't accumulate sweat or other substances that can make them smell and appear disgusting to our partners.

Gajeel: Not to mention, taking a bath every day is undoubtedly a hassle. However, if we don't, our noses become duller from our own smell, making it impossible for us to hunt. If the situation worsens, we risk losing our sense of smell, which would affect our taste, and dying because we would be unable to determine what foods were good or not.

Levy: It makes sense to me why this house is so tidy and why you guys are as well. Okay, so my next question is, "How long can you guys go without eating anything?" I've heard that while most people have seen dragons devour a lot of food, they've also reportedly never actually seen a dragon eat.

Natsu: Because of our long digestive tracts, we dragons take longer to digest food. Compared to other races, dragons do eat a lot, but once we eat, we can go for a very long time without eating; the exact amount of time depends on the individual dragon. Some dragons can go for years, but since we burn through our food's energy quickly, Gajeel and I must eat frequently.

Gajeel: The most active dragons are those that consume a lot of food; they spend their time flying through the air or foraging and hunting on the ground. Those who study magic and create new spells and artifacts are typically the ones who can go for long periods of time without eating. Since Natsu and I are both fighters, we eat a lot and frequently to maintain our energy levels.

Levy: That makes sense, so you guys must also take a big poop, right?

Lucy: Levy, that's gross

Natsu: Since our digestive tracts are so long, just the bits that cannot be utilized are excreted, thus we poop about as much as a human would after a heavy meal.

Gajeel: That only applies to regular food, of course. We elemental dragons also consume our own element—Natsu is a fire dragon, so he consumes fire, and I am an iron dragon, so I can consume iron and other metals to increase my energy and magical power. This meal is totally absorbed by our bodies, leaving no waste.

Lucy: I definitely learned a lot about you guys. Do you have any room in your enormous mansion, Natsu, where you and I might do some sparring before we eat breakfast?

Natsu: Yes, we can go to the basement. There are a couple of powerful barriers there, so we can let loose.

Natsu and Lucy exit the bath together as Gajeel and Levy exchange anxious glances.

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