Enemies everyone knows about

Noticed i got 2k+ reads-

Ok so im jist gonna do redesigns and some incorrect quotes lets start with some incorrect quotes
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Tanqr, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Kreek: You did WHAT–
Russo: William Snakepeare
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Dj: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Sabrina : No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Russo: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Think: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Dj: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
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*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Dj, joking: Sabrina 's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Sabrina : Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Sabrina : In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Sabrina : It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Russo: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Sabrina : YEAH, RUSSO. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH RUSSO. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Sabrina : YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Dj: *Cracking up*
Sabrina : YEAH, RUSSO. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Sabrina : WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Russo:
Dj: Okaaay-
Russo: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Dj: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Russo: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
Sabrina : Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Dj I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Sabrina : KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Russo: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Sabrina , voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...
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Tanqr: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Kreek: Tubular AF!
Denis: Mood to the max!
Pink, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Bella, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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Ominous: You're right.
Pghl: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Dj: Sabrina ... How do I begin to explain Sabrina ?
Russo: Sabrina is flawless.
Tanqr: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Kreek: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Pink: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome
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Dj: Sabrina ... How do I begin to explain Sabrina ?
Russo: Sabrina is flawless.
Tanqr: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Kreek: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Pink: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome
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Sanna: *Screams*
Leah: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Bella: Should we do something?!
Megan, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Jake: What does 'take out' mean?
Jack: Food.
Albert: Dating
Calixo: Murder
Denis: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Tanqr: We need a distraction.
Kreek: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Pink, whispering: My time has come
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