the rarest pepe fic

one day, tyler joseph decided he would poop. he pooped into the toilet bowl and flushed it down. it was gone. what has been done is done. gone. forever. josh dun decided he would eat some cereal, like you do. he ate. and ate. and ate until he finished his bowl.

what an eventful day.

dont forget BITYUBOTHT ME DONT FOREGET ABBOBOOOUT ME EVEN WHEN I DOUBT I WONTEFE LEAVE WITHOUT YOU

they wrote a song. how eventful. that's how it went.

BOBOBOBBOT ME BOUBOUBOUBOUT ME EVEN WHEN I DOUBT YOU I WODND LEAVE WITHOUT YOU NO

then they wrote more of the song.

tyler and josh then decided to take to their living room floor and dance to their tuneeeeee it was #1

they cranked out these moves like they were beyonce or something, and it was fascinating. they ended up getting drunk on their dance moves, and the evening ended up with tyler riding his ukulele and josh touching up his drums. the drums and the ukulele liked it.

then, josh felt sick. he was going to puke up his cereal. oh dear.

he ran to the toilet, and preceeded to hydropump his cereal up, only to be greeted by tyler's poop, in the form of pepe the meme

'WHAT THE FUCK' josh screeamed as he held back his puke, stunned by the fact that he was in the presence of the rarest pepe

'TYLEEEEEEEEEEEEER' josh screamed, anxiously waiting in the presence of the rarest pepe

tyler stumbled in, wondering what josh was yapping on about now. he hated when josh thought that he was better than tyler joseph himself

'oh,, so you've met my poop now?? how much do you want to be me dude???' tyler said, with a deep sigh

josh was stunned. 'BUT TY, WE'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE RAREST PEPE CANT YOU SEE'

the rarest pepe stood there, in the toilet bowl, not making a move. or a sound. because he was a poop.

josh fainted, he just met the rarest pepe. his life was complete.

tyler then pulled down his skinny jeans, his boxers, and let everything hang loose. he sat on josh's face, and shat out another pepe. looks like this pepe is no longer rare anymore.

tyler joseph flashed the audience a wickedly charming smile. 'what josh doesnt know is.. I AM THE RAREST PEPE' and just like that, his skin disintegrated into a thousand pieces, and there stood,, tyler joseph the rarest pepe.