Chapter 9 Love in Mythology is Nonsense

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Zhinu's affection for Ma Teng is getting stronger and stronger.

Of course, it's just for appreciation.

"Yes, I am Zhinu."

So, Zhinu wanted him to kill Cowherd?

After calming down, now that he knew the identity of Zhinu, the legend about Zhinu naturally flooded into Ma Teng 's mind.

Cowherd and Weaver Girl, this is a mythical love story that has been sung throughout the world.

There are only a few that can compare with it, such as The Legend of the White Snake, the Lotus Lantern, and the Match of the Immortals.

According to legend, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are a loving couple. When the Weaver Girl came down to earth, she was caught by the Cowherd while taking a bath by the river. The two fell in love at first sight, got married and had children, and then naturally appeared as the villains Jade Emperor and Queen Mother for thousands of years. , forcibly dismantle the two of them, and let the two of them face each other across the Tianhe River, and they can only see each other once a year, which is the day of Qixi Festival.

However, at the moment Ma Teng thought about it, he thought it was weird.

A fairy would be met by mortals to take a bath?

Are you mentally retarded when you are a fairy?

And it's so easy for a fairy to fall in love with a cowherd?

Is she blind?

Sure enough, Zhinu told him another version of the story.

According to Zhinu, Niulang was originally a star god in the sky, and he coveted his own identity and beauty when he was in the fairy world.

He went down to the earth to go through calamities, although he lost his memory, but he kept his back when he was in the fairy world.

That day, she went down to play with a few other fairies she was familiar with, and when she was interested, she set up a prohibition to take a bath in the river, but the cowherd somehow ran in, took her clothes, and tried to marry her by force.

Speaking of this, Zhinu's eyes were gloomy.

"That mentally handicapped man completely lost his memory. Immortal storage spaces are everywhere. Will I be short of clothes?"

"And he was just a mortal at that time, and my eyes could see through the tiny bacteria on his body. How dare such a dirty thing covet my Highness."

"I shot him to death right then."

  Ma Teng wiped the cold sweat off his brow.

"Your Highness, I am also a mortal, and I also have bacteria on my body."

"You are different. You have been able to purify the essence and cut the marrow by practicing Qi at the sixth level." Zhinu glanced at him: "Otherwise, why do you think I just appeared now? My Highness is a clean freak, okay?"

  Ma Teng : "..." Sure enough, immortals really cannot fall in love.

All nonsense myths and love legends are deceptive.

If people take a look, they will know that you haven't wiped the toilet clean. In this case, love can be produced.

  Ma Teng was not surprised, but felt that this was the normal trend.

"Your Highness, since you shot him to death, how can there still be legends about you and him circulating in the world?"

Hearing Ma Teng 's question, Zhinu's eyes were full of murderous intent.

"After that guy returned to the Immortal World, he intentionally made a fuss with me, and ruined my reputation in the heavens and myriad worlds. But he also has a good master who came to ask for marriage for him. My grandfather owed his master a big favor back then. , I have no way to refuse, I can only ask the queen mother. The queen has pity on me, and helped me to become a great Luo, the only one in the heavens, with a position above him, and now he is no longer worthy of me."

"But he has a marriage contract with me, and his master has an agreement with my grandfather. Once he also becomes a great Luo, I must marry him."

"It's just wishful thinking. I won't marry him even if I'm cheap for you."

  Ma Teng coughed loudly.

Why does this sound weird?

Flip the table.

Forget it, for the sake of her being a woman, let's bear with it.

The author's narration: "It's not that you can't beat her."

...

Zhinu's eyes fell on Ma Teng .

"It is not so easy to achieve Da Luo. Da Luo is an existence that transcends all dimensions, jumping out of time and space, and achieving true eternity. Back then, I had the help of my empress, but I still escaped death. If he wants to prove Da Luo, he also needs to go through There are thousands of difficulties. If there is a mistake in any link, it is possible to die."

"I caused him a lot of trouble, but he was protected by someone above me, and I was also watched by someone. In the most critical world, I couldn't do anything at all, so I could only ask someone for help. After looking around, only you are the most suitable."

  Ma Teng smiled bitterly: "Your Highness, you really think highly of me."

"No high opinion, Ma Teng , you are special, but you still don't know your specialness. I didn't choose you for no reason, I have a good reason for you."

  Ma Teng 's heart trembled.

"Your Highness, can you explain a little more clearly?"

"Niulang is now going through the last calamity of Da Luo, competing for the luck and opportunity to be promoted to Da Luo. The world he is in now is a relatively special world among the heavens and worlds, and he rejects all Da Luo realms and higher levels. To be precise, that world is the Da Luo Trial World created jointly by Tianzun, Empress, and those great powers who are opposed to the fairy world."

"Now the cowherd has gone through calamities in that world, and there are also super geniuses who stand on the opposite side of the fairy world. Whoever can stand out from that world will have the opportunity to be promoted to Da Luo, and he will also be able to get extra rewards. Back then I He came out of it, and now it's his turn."

"I'm in the realm of Daluo. I can't enter that world now, so I can only seek your help."

"Why me?" Ma Teng still didn't understand.

"Because you are the protagonist of that world."

"What?"

"Before you became Da Luo, there was another you in countless parallel worlds. In that world, you were the original protagonist."

"The original protagonist?" Ma Teng 's heart twitched.

Zhinu nodded: "Originally, the place to be promoted to Daluo belonged to you in that world, but Niulang joined, and there are also those time-travelers, rebirthers, and reincarnations who have been fighting against our Space-Time Administration. What will happen to the main character?"

  Ma Teng 's face turned green.

This is really unplayable.

"Normal direction, you in that world will be killed soon, and become cannon fodder for cowherds and those garbage. This has no effect on you in this world, but I also hope that you can help me, I will Pay what pleases you."

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