*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Kurogiri: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
y/n: ...I did. I broke it.
Kurogiri: No. No you didn't. twice?
twice: Don't look at me. Look at magne.
magne: What?! I didn't break it.
twice: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
magne: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken
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twice: Suspicious.
magne: No, it's not!
toga: If it matters, probably not, but spinner was the last one to use it.
spinner: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
toga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
spinner: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, toga!
y/n: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it
Kurogiri: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Shigaraki:Kurogiri... dabi's been awfully quiet.
dabi: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Kurogiri after pulling y/n away: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
kurogiri: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
y/n:
kurogiri: It was getting a little chummy around here.
y/n: What does 'take out' mean?
Kurogiri: Food.
Dabi: Dating
Shigiraki: Murder
twice: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD
y/n: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Dabi: Have everyone stand.
Toga: Bring three more chairs!
Twice: The most important ones can sit down.
Shigiraki: Kill three.
y/n: Is having a penis fun?
Compress: It has its ups and downs.
Dabi: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Twice: It's a pain in the ass.
Magne: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
y/n: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Toga: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Magne: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Y/n: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Toga: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Dabi: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Twice: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Shigiraki, annoyed: You are disappointments
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FanfictionA young ghost roams the empty halls of an abandoned school. They has don't for years. Until they were disturbed by villans seeking shelter and safety from heros What will happen in their journey? Read to find out :] (this is one of my main priority...
