In honor of the stupid comment i got abt how not every character is trans and gay, allow me to make the entire hatzgang trans and gay. (I will be using their normal names and pronouns bc i don't feel like coming up with more feminine names and Im gonna forget to use she/her🤟)
Robert texted his friends, knowing he had to tell them something. Well, two things.
1. That he was trans.
2. He liked them.
He went to the groupchat, to be greeted with a "I have to tell you guys something" message from Roy.
Robert: me too.
Roy: oh cool
Ross: actually, me too.
Roy: STFU IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE SPECIAL ONE HERE
Robert: i think you're special!
Roy: I MBOW IM ANAZING
Ross: Not amazing at spelling, though.
Roy: SHUT UP
Ross: ok-
Roy: so, girls, I'm trans and i use he/him pronouns if you say anything mean I'll kick you in the crotch
Robert: YOOOO SAME!!! IM ALSO TRANS! THATS WHAT I HAD TO SAY!
Roy: WHAT.
Ross: *replying to Roy* same
Roy: >:(
Robert: why the sad face?
Roy: I wanted to kick someone in the crotch. Anyways i also like yall so ig im gay now idk
Robert: SAMESAMESAME!!!
Ross: same
Roy: I hate you guys sm im supposed to be special
Then they made out. The end!
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• The Hatzgang •
FanfictionOneshots n stuff of everyone's favorite trio!! (It's mostly poly Hatzgang so if you don't like that, click off!!) I will not make smut, they're like 13-15 years old. Requests are fine and i get writers block a lot so 👌
