Elder kettle was cooking fo4 cuphesd snd mugman when he burnt his hand
The old hag screeched and knocked over the boiling water all over himself he screeched more ugh annoying old hag
He went to get uo but then knocked a bunch of knives that were conviently there all over him smcutely stabbing him, he went to get uo again and knocked a pizza cutter off next. It also cut him
The boys watched in shock as the kettle elegidly accidentslly murdered himself
Too scared to do literally anything
Lmao elder kettle died now.
Poor kiddos got traumatized.
And never got breakfast. How sad.
Off to the movies now?
Oh wait. Their grandpa died of course not.
