Karnak: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
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Constance: Guys, Jane Doe is missing.
Karnak: Good.
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Mischa: I warned you.
Mischa: I'm perfect.
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Ocean, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
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Noel: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Mischa: I know, I was surprised too.
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Ricky: We either die free, or die trying!
Mischa: Are those the only choices?
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Noel: I dare you-
Jane Doe: Ricky is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Noel: Why not?
Ricky: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Mischa: Hey, Karnak! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?
Karnak: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Mischa: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.
Karnak:
Karnak: That's one way to say it, I guess...
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Noel: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
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Mischa: You guys worried about Ocean?
Constance: Totally!
Karnak: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Mischa: And what'd you say?
Karnak: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Constance:
Mischa: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
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Jane Doe: Guys, I have a question.
Constance: kys <3
Jane Doe: I love you too.
Mischa: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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Ocean: Jane Doe...
Jane Doe: Oh no, 'Jane Doe' in B flat.
Jane Doe: You're disappointed.
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Noel: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Mischa: Spear.
Noel: BLOCKED.
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Noel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Mischa: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Jane Doe: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Ocean: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Ricky: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Constance: Mental stability, my old friend!
Noel: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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*the TV is freaking out*
Ocean: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Ocean: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
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Mischa: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Noel meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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Ocean: Good morning.
Mischa: Good morning.
Noel: Good morning.
Constance: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ricky: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Ricky: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Mischa: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Ricky: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Ocean: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Mischa: Heck.
Ocean: You're on thin fucking ice.
Ocean: Oh no-
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