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the Worst Pies in London

A Customer! Wait What's your Rush What's Your Hurry Gave Me such a Fright Thought you Was A Ghost, why don't you wait half a minute Come And sit You down sit All I Ment Was That I Haven't seen A Customer in Weeks Did you Come in For A Pie Sir? Do forgive if My Heads A little Vauge But You'd Think We Had the plague From the Way that People Keep Avoiding No you don't Mind you. I Can Hardly Blame Them, These are Probably the Worst Pies in London, Well Even That's Polite. The Worst Pies in London, Mrs. Mooni owns A Pie shop Business never Better Using Only Pussycats and Toast And Pussy Good For Six or seven At the Most Heaven knows I Try sir Such a Poor enterprise popin Pussys into pies Wouldn't do In My Shop Lately I've noticed something wired Lately All My Neighbors cat's Have disappeared These are Probably the Worst Pies in London yes The worst pies in London if you dare to take a bite? Is that just disgusting it's Greecy And Gritty It looks like it's Molting and Tastes like. Well Pity A Woman. Alone with Limited Wind and the Worst Pies in London Ah sir Times is Hard Times is Hard!