Something random💁™

STORY TIME

This story takes place in maybe the 2nd or 3rd grade. So basically for a couple of months, our bathrooms were down(I'll explain why in the next story). Since they were down we had to use the portable musty-ass bathrooms. FYI they smelt fucking malodorous, I'm talking fucking despicable. The bathrooms in Taco Bell couldn't even compete with that. Anyways, since we had to use them for some time some random kid decided to vandalize the walls and smear shit all over it. Somehow I ended up being the first person to see what happened. Imagine a little 9-year-old walking into the bathroom to be hit with the most devious ass horrendous ass smell, and look up to see a masterpiece made with shit and paint markers(also on the walls was written stuff like "I'm gonna bomb the school" or some shit like that). I was fucking terrified, but I was also insanely impressed. Like I almost applauded at the sight. Also, did I mention there was also toilet paper and water everywhere? I assumed it was piss but we don't wanna jump to conclusions here(it was indeed piss). Anyways, I just ignored it so I could go ahead and walk into a stall because I felt my shit already dripping down my ass(It was indeed taco Tuesday). I looked in all the stalls and every-fucking-thing was gone, and I mean everything. I swear the seat was missing off of the toilet. Anyways, my teacher was waiting outside because I was taking so long and I said "The bathrooms are a mess." And she walks in only to scream so loud that she called every animal around us like Snow White. She comes out and asks me if I did it and I thought "No the fuck? I have to be the most tamed person in your class, Fuck I look like shitting all over the bathroom walls? Them shits were already dirty enough why the fuck would I need to make it worse?" I reply no and my teacher tells me to go back to class.
Ok, so I'm in class right? I'm telling my two friends the shit I just saw and my teacher walks in and sends me to the principal's office. They give me a whole-ass interrogation like I'm their lead suspect or some shit, then they send me back to class, the scariest 15 minutes of my life. After that, nobody ever talked about that incident again, they also never found who did it so I guess that's cool. Oh yeah I also know who did it, it was some kid in 3rd grade. I don't know why they did it, I just know they did.

Okay so here's hey the bathrooms are down. So long story short someone vaped in the bathroom and it started burning so they threw it in a trash can and burned like 2 whole stalls 😍

Also I thank Grammarky for fixing this horrendous mess of words👺