armpit hairs pov
i'm currently on tour with my band one erection, i'm on stage singing what makes you beautiful, even though it was made in 2011 it's still somehow relevant and all the fans love it,then i hear something( someone help me the font is changing and idk if it's gonna make it change fonts in the story) i look over towards the side of the stage and see my ex wife, trishy paymybills, walks over and starts singing the chorus along with us, but oh no, SHE CHANGED THE LYRICS "that's what makes you shaggable, oh, that's what makes you shaggable" she screams into her mic that i swear she got out of thin air, she then turns to me, looking me straight in the eyes and begins walking towards me, stripping every step she takes, one step, pants, another step, shirt, and in 69 steps she finally has all her clothes off( she was wearing a bunch of layers it's cold outside) suddenly i look out and everyone has vanished, my tour... she then seductively says "harry i need you in my pussy...funky tut" and then she somehow has a stereotyped Egyptian costume on, i look down and notice my boner, i have a 35 incher so it actually hurts so much being trapped in my pants, oh wait i have no pants on... what, she then hops on and begins to ride😏😏 "ah yes right there"(regular sex noises, but you know me, it's not gonna stay regular) "yas hairy please NO NOT THAT HOLE HARRRYYYYY-" suddenly my cock accidentally slipped into her anus(hehe anus) oopsies "sorry baybeh" i say in my sex of a british accent we then both cum but i cum so much she accidentally shoots off my cock like a rocket "babe.." i then watch her leave the atmosphere and enter space
the end❤️🩹❤️🩹
