Villains Don't Fall in Love much Less have Kids! (DISCONTINUED/UP FOR ADOPTION)

Morning

Cassian Pov

I wake up next to driver still passed out thankfully and try to get up but a lower pain keeps me down to lay down.

Ugh for such a little guy he packs a punch.

I yawn and stay down and consider falling back asleep which is kinda calling for me.

Sleep... That sounds nice I am going back to sleep. I ignore the sun starting to come up and close my eyes and fall back asleep.

When I wake up driver is in my face. "Morning husband of mine or should I say wife?"

I blush reminded of the marriage certificate situation. When we were making our marriage certificate thats not very legal there were to sides one side said Husband and the other Wife.

Since we are both guys obviously we had to choose who was going to be the wife. We went around and asked and I lost since I'm clearly the bottom to them.

I grumble at being called the wife and try to turn to the other side which leads a sharp pain to my waist.

"Goddamn it you fucker." I growl out while driver just laughs.

"Haha my beloved let me make you breakfast." He gives me a kiss on the forehead.

I scowl at him as I lean my head towards him.

"Fine go cook but make me croissants." I grin as his smile turns into a scowl.

Driver can't cook very well still but he makes decent food. The only food he can't make just happened to be my favorite breakfast food croissants.

He stops and turns to me and starts walking back to the bed.

"What are you wimping out over cooking? The infamous driver known for making some of the best technology in the world quitting because of some croissants."

He scowls and pulls me in for some cuddles.

"Shut up I can cook I just can't making fucking croissants it's literally impossible!"

I grin at the chance to mess with him "I don't know driver I can make them and so can crow,Red-eye-"

"Shut up " he whines and pulls me close. "Let's just skip breakfast today" he offers.

I shrug "sure just close the curtains I want sleep.

He grins and replies "oh wow the famous catastrophe class villain, leader of the Gadam Vilzone asking someone to go close the curtains? Scandalous"

I throw his pillow at him and I hit him on the head

"Shut up and do it driver and get your ass back here and this is an order from your boss."

He smiles mischievously. "Of course boss" he closes the curtains quickly still in his pajama pants and rushes back to the bed to cuddle.

I lean on his chest and I just pay attention to nothing but his warmth for a bit.

His chest is nothing like the cold of the water and my heart when I realize I'm going to die with out my revenge and happy life in the cold freezing water.

I only wished at that moment that I could have died on the land rather than die with hyperthermia.

After a bit I hear a knock on the door as Driver is still fast asleep.

I grumble not wanting to wake up only to hear the knocking get louder and I get up (surprisingly) and walk to the door of the.

I grumpily and loudly force open the door.

"What " I grow glaring at the figure of crow and Red eye along with some of the others in the back.

Everyone seeing my glare look at Crow to solve all their problems considering she's the only one of the two people in the zone not scared of me.

"Well boss we realized neither you or driver want to cook so we brought you croissants." She says sticking out a basket of croissants.

"Thanks" I mumble and take the basket.

"Is that all?"

"Well my boss we wanted to know if the zone is going to get an heir anytime soon?"

I cough out and turn red. "Crow we are both men " I stutter out

Crow smiles "anything is possible dear boss now go back to driver we all can see the obvious hickey. "

I turn red and slam the door and I hear the villains leaving to do anything they want.

Now that I think about it I know they are all bad cooks. They better had not messed up the communal kitchen because my ass still hurts and I'm not picking up on my honeymoon.

I take out a croissant as I make my way back to the room and I curiously look at it.

The croissants are dark blue and purple for some reason. They had better not added poison or something.

I look around it once more and I smell it also . After seeing that is was probably not poisoned and I take a bite.

Thankfully it seems like the color was just food coloring because I taste no difference.

I shrug and make it back to the room and sit back down ass still feeling sore.

I eat for a bit meaning to leave half for driver but never do because they were amazing. What Driver doesn't know won't hurt him.

After finishing off the basket I put it under the bed to return it later and I yawn and get ready to wake up driver but am ultimately stopped before I can get near him.

He grabs my wrist and drags me down to where I'm laying on his chest again and he whispers into my ear.

"Ah go to sleep it's early."

"Driver it's 10 we should be awake."

"Noo to early" he complains like a small child.

"Driver" I reprimand

"Who do you think you are my boss?"

I glare at him " yes I am"

He brings me close "well as your husband my right over you rather than you as my boss is more powerful so you have to listen."

"Fine"

Author note - anyone else see how tired I am ?