The Return of Eggman

RAP BATTLE!????

Eggman Nega's POV

" Ahhh.. Pothead." I said.

" Oh!" I said staring at a familiar cat.

" How could such a beautiful lady, end up with someone who says ' ITS NO USE! ' all the time." I said.

" GOT E! " yelled Metal.

" You know what, we should settle this." said Pothead crossing his arms.

" How," I asked.

Pothead cleared his voice.

WARNING. MAJOR REFERENCE ON THE WAY...

" My name is Silver, y'all
I'm straight out of the future
I made my first debut in 2006
No use
I'm bringing you a unexpected rap battle---" Pothead rapped.

" Hold on a minute, b----
I see that your starting something that you really can't finish
Gonna stop this battle now
And throw you in a ditch
But I'll need a metal man
That'll never ever derp
NOW I WILL REALLY GET SERIOUS!!" I rapped back.

" WHAT UP B----
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND B----
WHAT'S INSIDE MY MIND
ITS MA STORY
IM SILVER THE HEDGEHOG
I'M SLOWER THAN KNUCKLES
I'LL USE TELEKINESIS AND KICK YOUR EGG ALL OVER---" Pothead stopped as he was interrupted.

"Wait. Why the hell are you guys rapping?" Asked the cat.

" I don't know," Pothead answered.

He then shot a telekinesis wave over to Metal.

" You have.. proven that you are the best.. you have shot a giant hole in my chest..." Metal said, dying.

"NOOOooooo...." I yelled.

" Ah, dammit. I'll just rebuild him." I said.

Pothead walked out along with his girlfriend.

Then Metal was self destruct in ten seconds...
I ran out and jumped out of the way.

My rebuilt lab was destroyed.

Sonic's POV
' I don't know what the f---
Just happened
But I don't really care
Cause imma get the f---
Up outta here '