It is now the tenth grade and a month of school has passed and I have found the perfect victims to be my new friends. A friend group of grade nine students when I am a year older then all of them. They will love my sexual jokes about everyone and everything that happens. I have the best plan on how I will be the best friends with these people.
It was now time to start my big master plan to make friends. I walk over to the group of friends one day at lunch and sit in the centre of them. They talk to me and I act like not my usual self at first.
I think they like me and now I will now be hanging out with one of the friends outside of school at the local playground. As he and I hang out I let me act more like myself, talking about how I see orbs around me as the boy acts intrigued and I bring up one of the friends and I talk about how I will only be calling this friend by their deadname. This friend now tells me he must leave but I attempt to follow him to his house but he notices me stalking behind him and runs away. He must have been in a hurry to get home.
Today is a new day and I believe that I shall make it the most wonderful yet! (Well... excluding the day I was born of course and was seeping out of my mommy's vagina.) I see the orbs, they are telling me that someone is betraying me so today I will cut all the toxic people out of my life, especially the gay ones. I'm not homophobic but they are fucked in the head. I will have no more toxic people once and for all!!!
