Washed away (A Dan Howell FanFic)

Chapter 16

{16} Caroline

"Bye." Dan sighed as he kissed Blair goodbye on the cheek. Dan and Phil had a radio show and didnt want Blair to be left alone. So they called me.

'Dan and Phil were out the door and left me and Blair alone. She looked up at me and smiled. I know theres something weird about her and i'm sure to get to the bottom of it. "So Blair tell me about yourself?" I asked trying to sound casual. She looked around the room before answering. "What do you want to know?" She was trying to cover up how nerveous she was. "hmm anything. Where're you from? Whats your real name? Hobbies? Any friends?" I questioned her.

"Some where off the coast of New Zealand I suppose you could say. Can't remember. I like to sing, draw, act, and many other things. And Dan is my friend." She replied regaining her confidence.

"Off the coast of New Zealand you say? Interesting. When are you going back?" I asked hoping the answer was soon. She let out a little giggle before answering. "Never." She laughed. She acts like a child who's never been in the real world. That gave me an idea. "Hey Blair.. want to go to a bar?" I asked her uncertian of what she would say back. "Whats a bar..?" She replied. This would be easy. "Oh its super fun!! here you can use some off my better clothes and we can go. 

I dressed her up in a short tight dress that was covered in blue sequins. I of course did her make up and hair too. I gave her some soft curls, she almost looked as good as me. "Okay you can look!" I smiled as she turned to look in the mirror. Her jaw dropped as she went to feel her hair. "I-I..Love it. All my sisters have beautiful curls and now... I do too." She turned towards me and gave me a huge hug. For a second I almost felt bad that I was going to use her, but then I remembered she stole dan from me. "No problem. Lets go."

We arrived at the bar awhile later and sat down in some seats. She looked around with her big child eyes filled with wonder. "Wow this is cool!" She gleamed. It was only a matter of time before a guy came up to use and asked us if we wanted a drink. "Can I get you ladies something?" He slurred, clearly drunk. "Sure we'll take two pink drinks." I winked. Blair began swirling around on the twisty bar stools. "Caroline try this its so fun!" She laughed. She is so embarassing. "Whew I like this girl.. shes a party." The drunk man took a seat next to her. 

"Whats your name honey?" He asked in the seat next to her. "I'm Blair." She gave him a genuine smile. "Well Blair I'm Ben. Pleasure to meet you." He said as he kissed her hand. Thats when our drinks came. "Thank you." I groaned as I pushed Blairs 's drink towards her. "Wow I've never had one off these before." Blair said before taking a sip. Her eyes got big and her smile widened. "This is so fun!" She said right as she finished the drink. "I'll take another." 

5 Pink Drinks later Blair was dancing on the table giggling like crazy. Her and Ben sang to the songs with all the other boys that surrounded her. Every girl in the bar was evil eyeing her because she had all the guys attention. "LAST FRIDAY NIGHT! WE WENT STREAKING IN THE PARK SKINNY DIPPING IN THE DARK!" Blair and all the boys slurr sang. She was laughing like crazy and dancing on the bar. Her 3 inch heels were not enough to support her. She had a different guy trying to support her everytime she slipped. I had only drank one drink so I could take in what she did.

"This is so much fun thanks for taking me!" She giggled some more while climbing down from the bar. "No problem! Wanna play a game?" I asked her. "A game?? I love games!" She shouted in joy. "Tell me everything about you, and I'll get you another drink." I tricked her. She giggled again and nodded in agreement. "I honestly cant remember my name but all I remember is that my dad tried to get me to have an arranged marriage with this very ugly prince named Cornilious because i'm the next princess in line but i dont want to be princess so I ran away. Oh and I'm a mermaid." She slurred in run on sentances barely having a chance to breath. "Another drink please?" She laughed and fake punched my arm. Either this girl has a strange background, or shes a messed up drunk. I bought her another drink and looked at the time.

It was about 2 hours since Dan and Phil left us alone. Any minute they would read the note on the counter I left explaining where we were, and come her after us. He would see a reckless drunk Blair and maybe she would admit more secrets. I looked up to see if I needed to get Blair another drink but she was gone. "Has anyone seen the girl that was just dancing around on the tables??" I asked anyone who was listening. "She just walked out with some guy." Some girl who looked sober answered me. Oh crap. Dan is going to kill me.