Genshin Impact University AU

Genshin Impact uni au part 5 - Tighnari

Genshin uni au part 5

"Tighnari,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Tighnari,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Tighnari,,,,,,,,,,,,

Tighnari"

"WHAT" Tighnari smacked Cyno on the side of his head, rolling over and burrowing himself into his blankets. Cyno slowly crawled back up from where he had collapsed onto Tighnari's bedroom floor.

"Tighnari,,,, knock knock"

"Get out"

"No Tighnari, for knock knock jokes I, the joke teller, say 'knock knock', and then you, the receiver of the joke says 'who's there' then-" Tighnari grabbed his pillow pouncing on on Cyno, shoving his pillow in his face to suffocate him.

"You think your funny huh" Tighnari increased the pressure muffling Cyno's screams "you think your so funny with your funny little jokes huh?" Tighnari pushed the pillow into his face harder, ears pressed flat against his head as cynos hands gripped his wrists trying to pull him off.

"Watcha dooinnn" Both froze, looking up to see Collei standing in the doorway, bowl of cereal in her hand.

"Collei!" said Tighnari, "Why did you let Cyno in?"

"I didn't, I don't think he left"

"I slept on your couch" Cyno's muffled voice contributed from beneath the pillow.

"Why are you the way that you are?"

"Collei," Cyno wheezed finally managing to get the pillow off his face, "knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Europe"

"Europe who?" Cyno grinned

"No Collei,,,, you're a poo" He burst out laughing clutching his stomach, Collie sighed and walked away as Tighanri pummelled him with his pillow. Cyno did some like uh martial arts move idk and tossed Tighnari away, managing to stand up.

"You see Tighnari, when I said 'Europe' as my response to Collei-"

"Out! Get out Cyno!!!" Tighnari shoved him out of his room slamming his door shut.

"Collei then, as the rules of knock knock jokes go had to respond back to me the word 'who' after the response I gave her which in this case if you recall was 'Europe'" Cyno's muffled voice continued to drone on from outside Tighnari's door as he began to get ready for class.

"The combination of the words 'Europe' as in the continent, combined with the word 'who' sounds similar to the phrase "you're a poo" however the similarities of the two phrases 'europe who?' and you're a poo" are not similar enough as to tip off the recipient of the joke before the punchline is delivered." Tighnari who had had finished getting ready opened his door, causing Cyno who had been leaning on it to fall onto the floor at his feet. "So then the joke teller will respond to the recipients with the phrase "No you're a poo" Tighnari stepped over him and headed down the stairs, Cyno scrambling after him continuing his elaborate explanation. At this point Tighnari had tuned him out, packing his and Collei's lunch bags and getting ready to leave.

"Collei, lunch is on the counter"

"Kay" she responded from the couch watching her morning cartoons (spyxfamily). Tighnari slipped on his shoes, shouldered his bag and headed out the door, Cyno right behind him. He turned around to lock the door and froze.

"Cyno, where are your shoes?"

"Tighnair, I don't wear shoes." he responded, expression confused as to why Tighnari would even ask. Tighnari chose not to engage in Cyno's foolishness, locking up and heading to campus.

By the time they had arrived Tighnari had been subjected to more than one of Cyno's 'jokes' and extensive explanations as the only reaction Cyno got out of Tighnari was a smack with his tail.

"Tighnaariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tighnari's ears peaked up in the direction his name was being called. "Tighnarii hellpppppp!"

"Ah, Gorou" Tighnari responded as Gorou crashed into him.

"She's after me!" Gorou exclaimed quickly ducking behind Tighnari. The 'she' made herself known, the ominous chuckling from around the corner could only belong to one person. The smirk plastered on Yae Miko's face wavered when she rounded the corner greeted with tighnari, arms crossed, and his own smirk.

"Tighnari" she greeted sweetly.

"Miko" he responded, Gorou still cowering behind him, Cyno sticking his toes into a puddle.

"My, your ears look very soft today!" she gushed, Tighnari returned the false pleasant tone.

"They are! Would you like to feel?" He tilted his head faux concern in his eyes, "your fur quality isn't looking so good though Miko. I could recommend some oils to help" She sighed, crossing her arms.

"You're no fun Tighnari"

"You have no power here Yae Miko!" Cyno had found a large stick and was pointing it threateningly at her.

"Cyno pls" TIghnari grasped his sleeve dragging him along, Gorou scurrying after him. Tighnari stopped once they arrived at their next building.

"KOKOMIiiiiiiiiiiii:'(" Gorou called breaking from Tighnari and Cyno to run and embrace the girl waiting for him.

"What took you so long?" she asked patting his head.

"You won't believe the trials I have been through on this day Kokomi"

"Tell me everything" she hooked her arms through his as they strolled into the building Gorou rambling about evil awful yae miko while Kokomi nodded consolingly.

Cyno and Tighnari made their way to an unfortunate math class Tighnari is being forced into due to his degree requirements. They had just managed to sit down when Alhaitham who was sitting in front of them turned around.

"There's a surprise math test today" he said. Tighnari was about to thank him for the warning when he was interrupted by Cyno's loud exclamation.

"No Fire Lord Ozai! You're not wearing pants!" he had risen to his feet pointing the stick at Alhaitham, who stared at him unimpressed.

"Cyno why do you still have that!?"

"Tighnari what are you talking about this is my staff, I've always had it."

"SIR i saw you pick that up of the ground"

"Tighnari, please stop bringing Cyno to class" the professor interrupted.

"I don't wanna be here anyway" said Cyno picking up his stick staff and hopped climbed onto the desk, walking over them to get out, purposely clamouring over alhaithams desk before hopping onto the ground and casually strolling out the door. Alhaitham frowned at the footprint now plastered on his paper.

"K we r doing the test now" said the professor, idk

Anyways

Then the class ended and Tighnari walked out, obviously having aced the test. Then he went home put on his most coziest jammies swaddled himself in fluffy warm blankies, got super yummy snackies, and turned on a nature documentary and he had such a nice time.

The end