Your all annoying [saiki k chatfic]

Just your average day in the tdlosk unviverse

The jet black wings✨🖤 is online
The jet black wings✨🖤: GUYS I think my mom thinks I'm gay-
Everyone is online
Weird spirit guy😗💜: L
Instant ramen👹: imagine
Chiyo💕: well I mean she isn't wrong..
The jet black wings✨🖤: NO THIS IS BAD.
SHE'LL LIKE...IDK DO NOT SUPPORTIVE MOM THINGS😭😭
✨coffee jelly enthusiast✨: funny my dad thinks I'm gay..
Fortune teller gf❤️: WHAT??
Motorcycle man💅:😀
Hacker guy is online
Hacker guy: kusuo I hate to break it to you but it's not just dad.. we all know your gay
✨coffee jelly enthusiast✨: excuse me?
Chiyo💕: tea✨☕️
Weird spirit guy😗💜: imagine being gay
Fortune teller gf❤️: dude you are probably gay if I'm being fr
Weird spirit guy😗💜: who???
Fortune teller gf❤️: you mf who else???
Weird spirit guy😗💜: literally anybody else in this gc
HOLY CRAP MY TOMOGACHI STARTED BEEPING OUT OF NOWHERE ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT IN HERE AND MY TOMOGACHI THAT I DONT TAKE CARE OFF STARTS BEEP LIKE THAT SHIT STARTLED ME FR.
Chiyo💕: he makes a valid point-
The jet black wings✨🖤: NO GUYS THIS IS A PROBLEM
HOW DO I MAKE MYSELF LESS GAY???
LIKE IM STILL SUPER GAY BUT BETTER AT NOT BEING IT WHAT DO YOU TO TO BE STRAIGHT???
✨💕prettiest girl goddess💕✨: I don't know I just be really cute and make men fall in love with me and then tell myself I'm not gay bc what gay girl would have all these men surrounding her?? That's what I did anyway.
Chiyo💕: ...😀
Motorcycle man💅: .. wait what
The jet black wings✨🖤: hmmm but girls don't like me anyway-
Wait what did you just say??
Chiyo💕: teruhashi are you gay?
Weird spirit guy😗💜: NO PLEASE SONT LET IT BE TRUE NOOO
✨coffee jelly enthusiast✨: stop it.
✨💕prettiest girl goddess💕✨ is offline
Fortune teller gf❤️: DAMN. DIDNT RESPOND OR NOTHING
the jet black wings✨🖤: huh I never would have guessed..
Weird spirit guy😗💜: go figure.. all the cute girls are either taken or gay...
*saiki just teleported to his house and knocked him out for saying that. I feel like so that's what's happening rn*
Also A/N: I do not headcanon teruhashi as gay of any sort she is straight AF. Ofc you can head canon her that way idc but you will most likely never see teruhashi being gay again in this book. This is a one time thing bc I felt like it fit ok
ANYWAYS😭
Instant ramen👹: .. gay ppl are real???!!!!??11?1?!!😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰
The jet black wings✨🖤: is he joking?
✨coffee jelly enthusiasts✨:most likely no.
The jet black wings✨🖤: 😭😭😭