Rammstein One Shots ‼️

#2 One Shot

Setting: (Band members are at a venue, signing autographs)

Richard: Pssh, his handwriting sucks

Flake: Right... now how do I spell it...? Rich-ard... with ch...

Flake: "Er, Rich...? Shouldn't that be K-R-U-S-P-E?"

Paul: "I can spell my name! P-A-U-L, it's short and simple!"

Oli: "Just like you!"

Paul: "Oliver. I will kick your ass."

Oli: "In your wildest dreams sweetheart."

Paul: "How's the weather up there?"

Oli: "You're closer to hell than I am, so I'm not to mad about being tall."

Till: "Omfg- get a room already..."