Skater Drone (Murder Drones X Male Reader)

EP 1: PILOT

3rd POV

BOOTING UP//
EXPOSITION //

Uzi: "We are Worker Drones. Autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JCJenson IN SPAAAAACCCEE!!!! Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex. But it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything, mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves."

As she speaks, the planet core collapses and blows up a good majority of Copper 9. Afterwards, a Worker Drone gets out of the snow and touches a frozen human skeleton, which falls over and shatters and a nother worker drone gives a thumbs up.

A view of a building is shown. Next, a female and male drone is shown hold what seemed like a baby drone

Uzi: "With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future, all to ourselves."

Then two Landing Pods crashes to the city.

Uzi: "Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI..."

The Disassembly Drones begin to emerge from the pod. One of them throws the head of a dead drone, laughs, and destroys the city with other drones. Then the other pod opens up as four disassembly drones jump at the worker drones tearing them apart.

During a class presentation...

Uzi: "But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is this sick-as-hell Railgun!"

Her classmates panic. While, (Y/N) watches with interest and is surprised no one has made the connection between him and the small disassembly drone shown in the slides.

Student: "Oh, so not the vibe!"

Uzi: "Easy, morons. It doesn't work... yet! It doesn't work yet. Who said it doesn't work, maybe it does!"

Uzi flicks the switch and laughs evilly. And a small grin creeps across (Y/N)'s face.

Maxwell: *Rolls his eyes and sighs in disinterest* "Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons."

Uzi: "Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count?"

Maxwell: "...No. Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric. And is it supposed to be that color?"

Uzi's railgun turns red and blasts the classroom.
After that calamitous demonstration, Uzi winds up in the sick bay.

Lizzy: "Ew, it didn't kill her! Oh my god, it's so bad! She and her friend leave."

Uzi: "Ugh..."

Then Thad and (Y/N) walk in because they wanted to check up on Uzi, well only (Y/N) because he knew she would end up being a problem.

Thad: "and that's why I am trying to find Chad because he already missed his max absent days... Oh wow, Uzi? I heard you, uh-"

Uzi: "I'm an angsty teen, Thad. Bite me! Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you. Why you're here (Y/N)"

Thad: *Chuckles* "Well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter, but, uh... Then you might blow the other half of your face off."

Uzi: "Crippling daddy issues, hilarious... What are you two in for? Testosterone too hard?"

Thad: "That can happen? Awesome. Hey, those bandages look pretty badass!"

Uzi: "Oh... Uh, ew. Gross, I hate that you said that."