Me and My Thoughts

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Say haaaayy hooo muthafucka ohhh, no? Okay v.v

I just re-read the past chapter that I posted like 5 months ago for no apparent reason. The whooole way I was saying, -.- dang it give me sec my dog just escaped...........................

Back, he got out by a creak on the fence and I'm still trying to figure out how, I mean he's a pitbull not a particularly small dog; anywhos I was saying, can I be anymore ridiculous. And still I dare write another chapter ._.

I'm a goofy goober yeah, you're a goofy goober <---(is that how you write it?) yeah, we are all goofy goobers yeah! Goofy Goobers! Goofy Goobers yeah!

I can finally die in peace and I mean literal complete peace for two reasons: I answered a public telephone (even though no one answered back) it was just ringing outside the mall and I couldn't control the urge :D and number two: cause I finally after a lot of money spent, won a plush toy, a very cute plush toy may I add, from the claw machine it was one of the highlights of my life, I even jumped in joy and I was in a Fudruckers, granted the playing area was at the back and it wasn't really full, but still.

He's nutty. He's crunchy. He is the crunchy nut! He saves the day in it's tasty ways! He is the crunchy nut!

Every time I go to the supermakret and pass by the cereal area, when I see that cereal, I sing the song - that's not weird is it? I find it a completely normal behavior.

I'm writing this on my iPod and my fingers are starting to hurt :s has anybody here read The Fifthy Shades of Grey Trilogy? My mom bought it for me but when some people told my parents the books were too strong (as if I haven't read strong R rated books here on Wattpad) they returned it to the store, but they bought four James Patterson books so who am I to complain?

I'm going to do a little savings piggy bank made of Coconut, I'll clean up the coconut and well it's a little hard to explain :/ forget I said anything. I'm so tired right now but I have homework gah I don't wanna do it.

So who here has schools that serve gross school lunches (Ned Bigby that's me! <-- Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, I loved that show) or just serve a plain kindergarden misery. I mean, I don't know about you guys, but I AM A GROWING TEENAGER WHO BY LUNCHTIME IS VERY HUNGRY AND YOU GIVE ME THE SERVINGS OF A KINDERGARDEN, no - no no - no, you better get your arse in the kitchen stop serving nasty sandwiches with canned meat or cold half uncook pizza and start cooking real food. I am thankful for the food I'm provided with every day is not that I want to be ungraceful but good gracious people! There is a reason you get paid for cooking, could you at least cook well. I'm beginning to think those lunch ladies are actually frustrated chefs who never got their dream come true.

(Guy talking on phone)...

(Wife descends down the stairs) -"Who are you talking to?"

-"I'ts Jake, from State Farm"

-"Jake, from State Farm? At two in the morning?"

(Grabs phone) -"Who is this?"

-"Is Jake, from State Farm"

-"What are you wearing 'Jake from State Farm'?"

-"Uhhh kahkis"

(To husband) - "She sounds hidious"

-"Well she's a guy so..."

One of the best commerials ever! What is your favorite commercial?

I was going to end it in that question but I don't know I felt like writing more... CHEESE TOUCH! If you read Diary of a Wimpy Kid you know what it is.

I just wanted to clear out that I am not a child even though I seem like it with the many random non-sense I write. I am a almost/ soon-to-be sixteen year old girl and before you ask or before it crosses your mind, no, I am not hyperactive or have ADD. I'm just naturally random and talkative, like seriously I can be talking to you and I will change the topic of conversation 5 times relating things that happened to me or a family memeber or a friend, and then I'll go back to the main topic (topic #1) and say what I was originally going to say. It gets confusing at first, but then you 'sorta' get the hang of it.

It's cold outside :( It's too cold outside for angels to fly <3 What to write what to wri- Bowtie! Heeey it rhymes: write-tie

._____. he he heeehhh

Write

Tie

Kite

Fly

Type

Pie

Right

Lie

Knight

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ---> thats a supposed lung disease, I'm such a bad ass rhymer.

If you were going to recommend someone a tablet, which one would it be?