Me and My Thoughts

Hi, Hiya, Hello, Aloha, Hola, Bonjour, corruuu ß- that’s not really a salute. Yeah so you get the point, right? I hope so cause if you don’t man your stupid.  Sorry, my sister may be a little mean and… Melissa get out of my room!!!!

Let’s start a new paragraph and maybe with a better introduction, okay so my name is Arual, no not really, if you are smart enough you’ll see my true name in the name ‘Arual’, but maybe I’m just confusing you. Yes this is a short story about me. I am bored and I just so happen to stumble across Microsoft Word 2012 (no sorry that’s not it, it’s 2007) and since I have nothing productive to do or write about I will waste some precious time of your oh so busy life.  Look I will literally write everything that comes to my mind here. EVERYTHING. So it’s sorta like you’re in my head… weirdo.  So this one time I was with my friends at the mall and we started randomly dancing in front of Radio Shack (stupid I know), cause you know they had a speaker with cool music, and then suddenly… they were watching us and they turned up the volume…

God, why did I just told you that? Well getting off topic here, I still haven’t explained to you my first introduction. You see I have a semi random personality and I can get easily distrac Hey look at that squirrel it’s staring at me! Nnonononono don’t run squirrely squirrely; it ran away. As I was saying why do most people buy white cars? I mean DUDE it gets dirtier, well not really the dirt just sort of stands out. Hey wait… that wasn’t what I was saying, oh I remember, It was supposed to be a little interruption from my imaginary sister I just so happen to create just for you guys (you should feel special O>O) called Melissa, she and I have a really long 2 minute story of life together, its touching right? RIGHT?!

Do I seem like a phsyco, he he hey. So recently I have been seeing some videos (and by recently I mean today as in less than 8 hours ago) of this guy on Youtube and I’ve been cracking up, he’s that cool, cause c’mon I’ll be sincere it’s hard to make me laugh (I just wrote life instead of laugh). Hey I’m sort of curious, why are you reading this, I mean you must be bored out of your mind or really entertained with my not so normal thoughts to keep reading… huh, wow I can’t believe this. Look at all the crap that I’ve just written and it takes me hours to try and write a stupid page for a story, but fear not little minions I will write one! Pink, I HATE pink, and I don’t mean the band/singer, I mean the color it’s so frilly and girly, why do you think I’m a tomboy? I know that thought just cross your mind, you people are so judgemental! Just because my favorite color is green and I wear sweats with graphic tees have a motorcycle and run skateboards plus spend 99.99% of my time with boys does not mean I’m a tomboy! Nah guys, that’s just all a big lie except the my favorite color part it really is green.

QUICK! THINK OF A REALLY DANGEROUS WEAPON!  I am sorry to say that the weapon you choose will be the reason of your death. PFFFFTTTT yeah right, I hate the photos that say that or something along those lines I don’t quite recall…

♫♪Banananaaa banananananana banana banananananana ♪♫ – the people who have seen this are all awesome that banana is my idol, I mean, have you analyzed his awesome dance moves? The little booty shaking form side to side and the arms all loopy it’s just amazing, I swear that guy is going on the show I dislike you know that dancing show, ABDC his teaming up with his dad! And for those who don’t know what I’m talking about go to Youtube and see it is super awesome, it’s actually a Cartoon Network commercial of a supposed show called, the Amazing World of Gumball. Hey you stalk my profile if you want to know a little bit of what goes on my mind >:0 I’m not really evil, I’m just Darth Vader’s wife so you know, don’t be scared by my hubbys weird breathing which is actually quite annoying after a while… Just keep swimming Just keep swimming ♫… And that’s Dorys for you!

Yeah so it was nice talking to someone , even so it was just to the monitor… I have a meeting with my bed, it’s been cold for a couple of hours and it needs warming, yes it is calling me, she will probably kidnap me for the next 7 hours or so, I don’t know she has ‘mood swings’, I just hope she’s stays faithful to me, it was heartbreaking enough to find her cuddling with Waldo imagine if I catch sleeping with Casper! Oh the disgrace! Well I better go before she cheats on me again- the traitor, bye, thanks for reading my useless thoughts! :D See you on the other side biatcheees.

 

 

Waaaaiittt! Random question: Who here likes Batman?