Monopoly Man X Pringles Guy

Lets Cut to The Chase

Pringles Man walks into the restaurant looking for Monopoly man, but he could not be found, until...

"Julius, over here!", Mr. Monopoly exclaimed, making all of the staff and customers stare.

Pringles Man quickly ran over trying not to drive too much attention to himself. They talked all night, laughing, spreading gossip, and complaining about the food. They ended the night with a kiss, although awkward it was the most memorable kiss of Pringles Man ever had. He walked home in the rain getting even more soaked with each step. Once he was finally home after an hour of walking he got out of his clothes ready to take a shower and go to sleep. All Pringles Man could think about was Mr. Monopoly, his fuzzy mustache, soft balding hair, his soft, baby skinned cheeks, he could go on and on. He went to sleep thinking about Mr. Monopoly and how he hoped there was another date with him in the near future.

Pringles Man jumped out of bed excited to see Mr. Monopoly but then remembered he has a wife! His wife was in England with her relatives for months and got back in the middle of Pringle Man's and Mr. Monopoly's date, Pringles Man was too drunk to remember that he got back in bed with his wife. He walked out as quietly as he could to not wake his wife. He even left his car and brought his nephew's bike to tell his wife he decided to ride a bike to get some cardio. Pringles Man texted, Mr. Monopoly, "Milburn, meet me at the in-n-out across the street from the restaurant we went to". Later during lunch, Pringles Man arrived to see Mr. Monopoly waiting in his car. Pringles Man told Mr. Monopoly that his wife just came back from england after months of visiting her family only for Mr. Monopoly to respond with, "oh, yeah I have a wife in Canada building up her business", smiling.

Pringle Man's jaw dropped, but neither of them were mad, they were actually happy and laughing together. They had an agreement, if they feel happiest together after a month they will neglect their wives, act like they're cheating on their wives with many different people, and be a terrible husband to their wives to get them to divorce the two so then they can be an official couple.

Pringles Man and Mr. Monopoly continued to secretly meet for the entirety of the month. They were so happy together that they began to start acting upon their agreement after about two weeks. By the end of the month both of their wives confessed to cheating on them with other women and that they wanted to split up but stay friends.