Bad boy's love

A wild ass deer

Your POV

I suddenly woke up to the sound of screaming making me groan I then got off of bed and I suddenly gasped as I saw a deep running past my door.

"Can I ride it?"

"What the fuck?"

I screamed I then saw dad run past my door.

"Morning sweetie!"

"Morning dad"

I then saw the deer crash into the bathroom door I then saw mom run past my door making me run after her.

"A deer!"

I gasped as I saw it charge at me making me run to the otherside,I then saw dad and Keithie throw dirty laundry at the deer making it shake it's head and the only clothing that was on his horns were mom's pink lace bra,the deer then ran down the stairs I then walked over to the others and then we made our down the stairs slowly.

"Daddy,I left the front door open in case any animals wanted to come in"

"You did,huh?"

"And one did"

"Yeah"

"Yeah,one crazy-ass one"

I rolled my eyes.

"No,you did a nice thing, sweetheart"

"Okay now if I did this I would get slapped"

I said in annoyance.

"Hey watch your tone young lady and that isn't true"

"It is!"

We then made it down the stairs.

"Greg,I'm gonna need a bat!"

"Daddy,no!"

"No,no,I'm not going to hit the deer, I'm just going to massage his head for a little bit with it,okay,come on,come on"

We then saw him eating bowser's food.

"He's right here, he's eating bowser's food"

The deer suddenly turned to us.

"Okay,he knows we're here now,stay,stay"

We stayed put and dad made his way to the kitchen desk but then the deer looked at something.

"What's he looking at?"

Dad then turned to becky.

"Move your doll towards me and back to you"

The deer followed the doll

"Towards me,back to you three times,fast"

The deer then kept following the doll.

"Give me that thing"

"Mr.Gigglesworth?"

"No, don't worry give it to me"

"Go on, it's okay it's okay"

"Put it in my hand, Roxanne,take them in there"

Mom then pulled us away

"Over there,hey,dude you like this guy?you wanna play with him?All right, let's go play in the other room,come on come on,man"

I looked at dad weirdly as he moved the monkeys hand as if saying to follow him.

"Slowly walked with me,I said slowly,no"

I then saw dad jump over a fallen down table and ran out of the house and threw the monkey outside,well quickly followed behind and we saw the deer completely destroy the monkey.

"Problem solved"

"Mr.gigglesworth!daddy, he's killing him!"

"A new problem begins"

"Another problem Greg isn't wearing any pants"

I said in disgust making Greg glare at me.

"I'm sorry"

"Is that your bra, Mrs.feder?"

Mom then sighed and nod her making the mailman hold his hand up.

"Easy"

"Ew"

Said mom covering herself

"It is nice"

"Thank you,all right"

"Cool,yeah"

They then high fived

"Dad!"

I said in disgust I then rolled my eyes and walked inside of the house to get changed for school.