Shuichis sitting on the couch with a HUGE MASSIVE FAT ASS tummy because he's preggo because yes and hes just sitting on the couch looking like a human balloon. Hes cuddling with his hsuband harry styles and they just start making out. Mwah mwah mwah and kissing a smooching and they kiss.
" i love you " shuichi says
" i love you too " marry fuckjng styles says
Then suddenly, l shuichi feels his stomach being ripped apart by ENA whos inside of him and then his stomach rips open. Shuichi starts screaming and crying and falls off the couch cause hes so fucking fat and thwn be bleeds out. Shuichi eventually dies . Harry styles is destroyed and beats the shit out of ENA because she killed shuichi and ENA is out of the belly and she's like super scared and traumatized. She then starts crying and runs off to her room.
After years of abuse from Harry styles. ENA snaps, she loses her marbles. And sh3 starts killing everyone. She grabbed her dad's gun ND shoots him and like a bunch o people. The cops eventually come and they kill her after killing so many people.
Shuichis chilling in heaven, still fat as fuck
Harry styles and ENA are in hell now and sad and angry and emo and depressed
The end
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Crack oneshots
Fanfictionjust really cursed oneshots. these are all supposed to be as a joke by the way
