All In & All Out { A Fan-Fiction-Novel)™©

When Men Look Like Some Ladies(Page1)(Chapter1)

The day was well spent at the Chic Lick O Stick Cafe, and Mike Donehey along with Jeff,Jason,Jamie, And etc found themselves losing track of time, as they walk out from the cafe to their cars, but suddenly they are brought to a dead stop after a young blonde beauty passed them by.

"Whoza, did cha see that pair of legs, im'a follow her, see ya guys"shouts Jamie as he runs after the blonde girl.

"Hey wait up, theirs more of them over here!"shouts Mike Donehey as he spots a small group of sexy lady's across the street, as the blonde regroups with them.

"Hey excuse me beautiful, I...What the heck, Bear Rinehart?"shouts Mike as he sees the red outsiders tattoo on Bears left arm, indicating that the blonde lady in fact was Bear.

"Bear where?"asks Jamie as he looks around looking for Bear, but to much surprise Bear turned around and said"right here dude, happy Halloween bro, ha ha ha!"then as bear laughed all the others turned around Laughing dressed as females, Jamie was shocked, and embarrassed.

"Well, y'all some ugly lady's, fo real"says Mike as he walks over to them, to talk.

"Ugly...I could never be ugly, I just wouldn't like be the kind of girl who guys would feel safe around"says Seth Bolt as he walks up to Mike with his high heel.

" Yeah... I'd say right about now, I'm getting a thong slice right in between my buns, good god!"says Bo as he pulls his draws from his butt, in a attempt to cease the pain.

"Ew...Bo you nasty boy, stop dat crap stupid!"says Bear as he smacks Bo across the back of his head, leaving him quickly holding his head.

"Ow Bear what'd ya do that for?"asks Bo as he rubs the back of his head in pain.

"Look what is all of this, couldn't you have just dresses up like girls, without the pumps, makeup, and Bear what the heck is up with those fake boobs dude, wait...they are fake uh?"asks Jeff as he points up at Bears chest, as he looks worried.

" Yeah bro, they're fake, unless I went and got em implanted"answers Bear as he smirks at Mike and, Jeff.

"If they were real, Bear would have to be a girl, because girls have jugs, and guys have...they um....well...I didn't quite think about the other word to rhyme with jugs, so I got nothin!"says Bo as he looks around dazed like.

"Oh boy you stup...!"says Bear before he is quickly interrupted by Mike who happened to be shouting out"hey"