[ The Unholy Abomination ] AbbachioxDiavolo

Unholy Abomination

One Night, Abbachio was drunk holding a bottle of wine and walking goofely down the street.
He ran into some 'man stripper' and glares at him.

"Hey, watch it punk" Says the 'Man Stripper'

"Sorry 'Man Stripper' " Drunk Abbachio told the 'Man Stripper' .

"Say you're kinda cute" The 'Man Stripper', "I'm Diavolo."

"Not my problem." Abbachio said to the person he refers to as, 'Man Stripper'

Then Diavolo took Abbachio to his place cause he was drunk. Abbachio then passed out and slept for a really long 7 minutes before waking up sober. 

They then talked for about 2 minutes and got to know each other. 
Abbachio got his number and met up the next night, and went on a date for 30 minutes before getting tired.

Abbachio taught Diavolo how to make his special tea and then the 'Man Stripper' was able to seduce Abbachio and then he got pregnant.

10 hours later:

Abbachio had a baby that looked so weird he almost sharted him self. Man stripper taught the unholy child how to stand. They lived happily and the child went to prison, and they both died.