"No, absolutely no!" Sean and Black shouted, standing up from their seats. They both were fuming angrily, glaring at Gumpa and the rest of the gang.
"There's no one else who can do it." Gumpa pointed out.
"No fucking way!" Black growled.
"P'Black, I can do it." White tugged at his twin's shirt, trying to calm him down.
"Don't you dare!"Black turned this pissed-off face towards his younger sibling.
"Look, Black. White is the only person with a cute, lovable face here. It will be an easy task for him."Gumpa argued back.
"Fuck you, Gumpa. My boyfriend won't seduce anyone who isn't me." Sean joined the talk, receiving an annoyed huff from his frenemy.
"Gram or Yok can do it." He added, pointing at his two other friends.
"Nor Yok nor I fit for this, Sean, and you know it." Gram rolled his eyes.
"I can only agree. I handsome, not cute." Yok grinned, winking at White in the process.
"No is no." Sean snapped, plopping down next to his tiny boyfriend and wrapping his arms around his waist possessively.
"Sean, P'Black," White whined.
"I will do it." Black decided. The whole room went silent at once.
"You?" Gumpa's eyebrow raised.
"Yes. Having a problem with it?" Black challenged the older man.
"I don't want to ruin your illusions, but you can't seduce a shit." Sean laughed, receiving a light punch in the shoulder from White.
"What did you say, asshole?"
"That no one would fall for your ugly mug," Sean repeated, smirking. The collective gasp echoed trou the garage. Even Black was left speechless, eying his little brother worriedly.
"So I am ugly?" White's voice comes out like a whisper. His eyes glistered with tears threatening to spill out as he looked at his boyfriend. Sean realized what he had done with his statement and instantly locked White's cheeks with his palms.
"No, baby. I didn't mean it like that. You are the most beautiful, prettiest creature on earth." He tried to coax the younger male.
"But you said P'Black is ugly. We are identical twins." White sobbed.
"I am sorry. I just wanted to piss your brother."
"Really? We are not ugly, then?" White asked, staring at his boyfriend hopefully. Sean gulped, he didn't want to say Black was handsome, but he would do anything to stop White from being upset with him.
"No. You are beautiful, and Black is handsome." Sean agreed. He could hear Yok's giggles and Gram suppressing his laughter. Even Gumpa's mouth was twitching.
"I am handsome?" Black smirked.
"Fuck off," Sean growled, letting go of his now calm boyfriend.
"Am I going on the mission?" White asked.
"No way!" Black and Sean shouted.
"Here we go again." Gumpa sighed, sinking deeper into the chair, trying to figure out a different plan.
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OffGun February Collection of Drabbles 2023
FanfictionThe collection of drabbles and short stories with OffGun and their various ships.